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Tottingham Have Signed An Absolute World Beater

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Guten Ahbend.

I tell you this much, the natives are friendly. I walked passed a couple in the street both tucking into something I wanted. As this was in one of Harrogate’s many nice side streets and not a nudist beach, I fearlessly approached. ‘Hello, I’m Lee Marvin. Now, where did you get those beauties?”

Straight in there, my friend!” replied a righteous man in a fleece mopping his meated sweat brow whilst pointing at a nearby doorway.  Barely a few minutes after noon this was and within less than a minute I was the proud owner of a roasted pork bap with stuffing, a smudge of apple sauce and smattering of crackling.  A trip to York a while back had yielded something similar. This was actually more better.

And so to young Giovanni and as per the point made in the headline, this ought to be regarded as a new signing by rights. Hint, hint, Arry. C’mon Mr Redschnapps, the boy’s got two feet. You know it makes sense.

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  • Benson says:

    Mein Droopyface I can play!!!

  • Luke says:

    Adebayor and Dos Santos as our new VdV and no-one?

    With the groin gone, criminal if not at least tested for 2 games in a row.

  • mr.james says:

    oh and I would be interested to see his crosees compared to Azza Blud (did I pronounce that right??)

  • namingrights_available says:

    I used to enjoy watching Fanny.

  • Indyfan says:

    Gio is a great kid- very talented. Harry will find out if he ever gives him a pat on the back and a chance to start and finish a game.

    He could prise Lennon out of the team if Lennon takes too long to recover from his injury. And he could fill in admirably for VdV while he is out. Further, I think he’d add a little sparkle to Luka’s game with his vision and constructive play. And heaven knows, we all want to see the sparkle back in Modric….

    • MWX says:

      Totally agree but we all saw what happened last time Lennon got injured, that’s right he played Krank on the right wing and left Gio at home……Harry is impossible at times, I wonder if Gio would even want to play for us after the way Harry has spoken about him in the past!! Seriously the bloke is a prize numpty who can’t keep his silly mouth shut!!

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