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Good afternoon.

Our old enemy confronts us again. Our squad for the old Bar Codes on Sunday may be heavily depleted. Word is that Adebayor, Sandro, Van der Vaart, Charlie and Krankie are all subject to last minute inflammation inspections.

Add to this Les Dawson, Billy Gallas an Dances With Scones who have no return date plus Azza Blud who appears to permanently ‘a bit gouty’ and we are close to a ‘bare bones’ speech from talkSPORT’s number one correspondent.

A plethora of absentees. Which for word fans not only means ‘a lot’ but as an archaic medical term refers to a morbid condition due to an excess of red corpuscles in the blood. 

BIOYC!

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  • toddspur says:

    Adrian Bayor remains in my dream team.

    The barcodes will shite themselves when he is named on their team sheet

    3-1 to us

    COYS

    • toddspur says:

      ‘our’

      muppet

      • eastanglianspur says:

        2-1 to us but with us poncing around running up to half time one down, or going in at half time two up and us poncing around in the second half nearly throwing it away. Ultimately, at the end of the game it will be us wondering how the fuck we won it, as per usual, and as in the Gooners game.

        Can’t wait for ‘arry’s after match blurb. :whistle:

        • toddspur says:

          but a win yeh?

          :gaehn: :shocked2:

        • eastanglianspur says:

          Yeah, but I like us to win in style. :daumen: Not always possible, I know, but once in a while would be great. :ermm:

        • toddspur says:

          nah, the GAME PLAN wont be attractive but is likely to gleen more points than the pretty stuff (which often bites us in the arse).

          I know which I’d prefer. One day we will go to Manure and play 80-mins of dull but functional footy and nick it in the 89th with a moment of genius :-D

          I think Arry knows how to do it but just (like you) doesnt like doing it……maybe he has realised that it has to be this way

      • toddspur says:

        once in a while is more realistic EAS

        Doubt this will be one of those though. I’d even goes as far as to say every away game we have a ……..erm, whats the fuckin word (sorry girlie3…will wash my mouth out), oh god it’ll come to me in a minute………………………………………………………. :hae: :ermm: GAME PLAN……thats the word; GAME PLAN

        Phew….

        • eastanglianspur says:

          Yes I’m sorry to have to say you’re right, but as for us expecting a GAME PLAN, isn’t that like us asking for every game to be won in style? :shifty:

  • girlie3 says:

    who is dances with scones? :)

    • spurious supporter says:

      Tommy Huddlestone.
      It’s a reference to the fact he was a bit of a porker in the Jol years.
      Nice to have youngsters on here amongst us old geezers, but the language can get a little blue, so apologies.

  • girlie3 says:

    love the site by the way…im sure you dont get many spurs fans from south africa…who are 14…and a girl :) keep up the great work :)

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