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Player Ratings [The Pomp & Circumstance Edition]

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Good morning.

We wake to a new dawn. The mighty Arsenal vanquished by a new…

Look let’s get a few things straight. I have a sore throat from screaming yesterday. I got so wrapped up in proceedings I didn’t even get around to drinking the house dry. But we just beat one of the worst Arsenal teams to play us in maybe over a decade. 

Yes I am delighted, but we need to look at what happened yesterday. Enjoy some pomp, but not entirely forget the circumstance. 

The team sheet managed to pit Modders and PNB against four and occasionally five of their lot in midfield. I would suggest that Arry actually fielded a side that would appeal to a Lane baying for a wrought rather than one that would be more suited to doing the job. He needed Sandro on from the start and he bottled it.

His line up’s success hinged upon ‘things going our way’ and with some particularly crap passing and a good few insane hoofs at Adebayor that didn’t transpire.

6 An illegal card game was broken up in the Park Lane and it was discovered that Friedel was the dealer. ‘Just wanted some action, man’ the big man told stewards.

8 His goal was ‘spiffing.’ Not my words, but those of What Goal? Magazine. A good shift all around. Brain working much much faster than ever before. More please.

8 Bar that Vin Repast moment he as predicted his teaming up with Ledley King made him a solid as you could want. That’s what she said.

8 I shudder to imagine what we would be like without him after games like that. I guess the real question is who is lined up to replace him? He’s tip top.

6 Mmn. Needs to rapidly turn around recent form. He’s going backwards and Assured and Elegant has become plain old A&E again. Whassssup geeze?

7 Played out of position. So what is he supposed to do, write to his MP? Great finish but we could have had more had he been – played in position. Geddit?

6 Outnumbered and having an off day. What a cracking combination. 

9 MOTM faced with a huge burden he got stuck in. Really impressed with his commitment and his seamless transition into the squad. Top charlie banana.

6 Some good runs but fluffed numerous chances this combined with being a defensive passenger made for a pretty lame performance. Must do better.

6 An A for effort but as low as a C+ for achievement. He needs more space and time than Doctor Who. That said a goal, and we’d be all over him, eh?

6 Not at the races. Not at all. Spent all of last week apologizing to Arsenal fans and should spend all of this week apologizing to Tottenham fans. 

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  • kojac says:

    it seems that we are lucky again as against liverpool according to everyone else with handballs and lenient refs :hae:

    these scum (unts just need to start realising we are the mighty tottenham with better palyers than they have,it will dawn on them soon

    i’m still wondering what happened when city came to the lane,4 wins on the bounce makes up for it though,i hope we can keep winning and put some real pressure on the scums around us

    COYS

  • TMWNN says:

    Great result, but is free speech on an internet blog really a notion too far for some (you know who you are)?

    Sandro and Parker propping up an attacking 4 of Bale, VdV, Rat face and Adeybayor is the way forward. It’s also better to let them form a partnership in case Rat face jumps ship in January.

    Defoe is nothing but a flat track pygmy. We should have much better.

    BIOYSC!

    • toddspur says:

      is that another bold prediction on his departure?

    • Mute Harry says:

      Thats a terrible insult to pygmys’ :-D

    • devonshirespur says:

      a 2 worded compliment followed by abuse of our own players…a typical TWMNN post.

      If you were at the game you would have seen that Defoe put in a great shift to cover for VDVs defensive lack of affort. He wasn’t on the end of any of our clear chances and if he was we probably would have won by more. Defoe worked as hard as anyone and his hard working closing down players all over the pitch was critical to our success.

  • Chrispurs says:

    I would just like to dispel this myth, that Sagna had Bale ‘all at sea.’ The fact of the matter was that Bale for a lot of the first hale was playing CM. Reasons best known to him and Arry; when he did spare the time to get wide, he caused the erstwhile dystychiphobe, problems; and who eventually came a cropper.
    :shocked: :freu

  • david says:

    Sandro has a calf injury and has withdrawn from Brazil squad. Let’s hope it’s one of those 10 day injuries.

  • Billy Legit says:

    GoonSquadScum apparently chanted about attack on Togo ANC Squad (which left 3 people dead in 2010) towards Barndoor……

    Classy, very classy. :angry:

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