Good afternoon.
Dances With Scones has announced that he plans not to have a hair cut until he scores a goal in a competitive game. His target is to raise £75k for Cancer Research from this stunt.
A few immediate thoughts from me. The first is that we’ll turn a few heads fielding the black Benn Gun … to Huddlestone who is shouting “Many’s the long night I’ve dreamed of cheese-toasted, mostly” who plays a sublime ball through to Adbayor …
The sketch is to raise money for Cancer Research. It is difficult to argue against a charity that does such essential work being given more money. But, it does irk a little that the grand total Dances With is aiming for could probably be generated by a whip round from all the first team lads. And the policemen are getting younger.
Come on the Marseille!!!
W*nk!! On a positive note, least we can watch em get a tonking in the knock out stages..
Huddelstone would be a great player in a shite league. Too dozy for the PL, like Deofe, half decent squad player.
Bit harsh.
I reckon he may struggle to get back in our team with Parker and Sandro on form, but the Hudd would walk into any prem midfield outside the top 6.
Talkin of invisible, I would love to read that book what was it? “Spurs In The 80’s” HH?
we had a few good afros then too…Hazzard for sure, can’t remember crooks ever sportin the doo tho..
Anything that is invisible does not exist. Dances with Scones, pah – he has eaten them all – they are no longer there – they are invisible. I will chip in five pounds if he loses five pounds – fair?
there was a young man named Tom
who could hit a ball with aplomb
but an injury did wrench
his place from the bench
and his season went terribly wrong