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Aunty’s Got Her Bloomers In A Twist

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Good morning.

Interesting times in which we live. Arsenal supremo Aunty Wenger is bleating again which in itself is not unusual, but this time about the fact that Adebayor has a caveat in his loan deal whereby he may not play against Manchester City. 

Aunty tries to pass this quite standard arrangement off as some sinister tactic that has sent the Premiership into a maelstrom by citing that he allowed both Pennant and Bendtner to play against Arsenal when he loaned them out.

He really is an absolute child. He’s like some mentalist in a restaurant who orders the steak, then spends the rest of his meal not only bemoaning the fact he didn’t order the lobster but it was a conspiracy by the waiter to deprive him because he didn’t recommend the lobster when he ordered.

The timing of the nutty Professor’s comments is interesting. We went third after a consistent run of form that leaves Tottingham 3 points clear of the Woolwich Wanderers who have suffered from  an abysmal away showing and been more than reliant upon Van Pervert. You don’t need to be anymore than a pop psychologist to realize that what Aunty is doing here. Pervert hasn’t hit a vein of form like this in a dog’s age. And outside of the Dutchman he has a squad that can collapse without warning against anyone.

Do you think Manchester City guilty of rigging the deck by buying gifted players and then deciding where they are loaned? If you do, then all I can tell you is, ‘That’s Show Business.’ Why does loaning a player suddenly lessen your control over someone who’s wages your are still paying? And why should a club act in a stealthy manner in all aspects of it’s management?

This is like playing Monopoly and saying it’s not fair that your opponent has loads of houses and hotels up. As long as they weren’t palmed while you were nipping to the lav, it’s called playing the game.

It’s tempting to count chicks that haven’t hatched, but Spurs are playing some slick football and bizarrely we don’t have any huge question marks hovering over our first squad players. We flogged them off in the summer.

The divide between us and them is closing at a rate of knots. And come the end of the season we should look forward to Aunty handing that vile little oik Wilshire a Blankety Blank cheque book and pen to pay his  wager with.

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  • mus says:

    why the arse support the come here for. fakin i strongle you make! Just look the table you the shit team come the haringey i fight all the arsnel just the me. make me the angry so much

    • lee says:

      I LOVE MUS

    • Razspur says:

      mus i believe you are speaking for us all make and i bet they will not reply to your post.We have won every match Ledley has started this season except Newcastle when he went off after half an hour (they scored 7 mins later). He was like a gazelle against Villa, easiest match of his career. Am i happy…………F***ing ecstatic roll on WBA on Sat, is Hodgeson still their manager ? Another long face in the dug-out.
      COYS.

    • 89Spurs says:

      Hang in there mus you are doing a great job. Make with your strongle. :daumen:

  • steve says:

    THEY GET HUMILIATED 5-1 BY SPURS AND THEN RAPED 8-2 BY MUFC. ARSENAL FANS ARE GOING TO BURN IN THE FIRE (HELL). COYS

  • Dominic says:

    Ah it’s that time of year again. Spurs are on a run and suddenly they are the greatest thing since sliced bread (by the way what was the greatest thing before sliced bread?).
    There are a few things looming in the new year that may take the glow off the season.
    Chelsea are still keen on Van der Vaart and he is keen on them.
    Barcelona are making eyes at Bale.
    Harry will realise that his favoutite Beatles song is definately not “I’m the taxman”.

    • lee says:

      oh dom i guess we will have to endure constant threats of our heroes departing for other clubs. The fact is that we have a selection of some of the best players in europe right now and as long as their form continues SPURS will be right at the top of the league. I guess you just need to deal with this and get on with your life. (it will be hard but us YIDS will be rooting for you)
      and a small crumb of confort for you must surely be that NONE of your players are talked about at all unless its about great fuck ups on the pitch. Bon voyage

    • essexian76 says:

      Chelsea are keen on VDV?, Oh,really-there was me thinking it was Modric the blues were after, actually, I could’ve sworn the newspapers and internetblogthingambob were plastered with the name of Modric all over them, but I guess you were distracted by losing Nasri and Fabregas at the time-oh, and at the same time we were keeping Modric-and Van der Vaart for that matter!

    • essexian76 says:

      The Beatles!, how about Wenger’s rendition of the Elton John classic “Don’t let your son go down on me!”

  • steve says:

    DEAR ARSENAL WANKERS,

    YOU RANT ABOUT BEING IN THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FOR 14 CONSECUTIVE YEARS; YET WITH ALL THAT EXPERIENCE YOU COULDN’T GET FURTHER THAN SPURS IN THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE LAST SEASON. WE WERE LOVED BY TEAMS ALL OVER EUROPE BECAUSE OF OUR SEXY FOOTBALL.

    THE ONLY TIME WHEN SEXY IS REFERRED TO ARSENAL IS WHEN YOUR MANAGER, WHO IS A CONNIVING PAEDOPHILE, GROOMS AND MOLESTS LITTLE KIDS LIKE JACK ‘FACKIN’ WILSHIT.

    SPURS HAVE BEATEN THE ARSEHOLES MANY TIMES NOW, AND WE HOLD THE RECORD OF RAPING YOUR BUMS 5-1.

    IT’S IRONIC HOW ARSENAL FANS ASK SPURS FANS THE FOLLOWING QUESTIONS:

    WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WON A TROPHY??
    WHERE ARE YOU IN THE LEAGUE?
    IS TOTTENHAM REALLY FROM NORTH LONDON, OR ARE THEY
    FROM A SHIITY PLACE CALLED WOOLWICH…HMMMMMMM…

    ARSENAL CAN SUCK COCK AND EAT SHIT, COS EVERYONE KNOWS THAT TOTTENHAM ROCKS AND ARE SLICK!!

    YOURS TRULY,

    THFC

    P.S. COYS

    • tezzy says:

      the truth is yeah, if Arsen Wenger asked your chairman he wants mange spuds(not that he will ever) he wouldn’t even think twice, hate him as much as you want but you know he is good and a better coach than harry btw who is the next gooner you are trying to sign , denilson, diaby, squllici or our keeper?? harry just love arsenal player doesn’t he?!.. oh yeah i forgot he is an arsenal fan!

      • SpurredoninDublin says:

        Are you really that thick that you can’t even spell the name of your mismanager?

        You could be doing something useful with your life like learning how to read and write.

        • Razspur says:

          Easy on Spurred, in the land of the blind the one eyed man is King. Don`t forget tezzy is angry and deluded, a pretty ferocious cocktail.

  • tezzy says:

    calm down,you spuds fan get wind up so easily, i’m not a delude arsenal fan, the table won’t lie and I’ll admit you are in better form than us but you haven’t had your bad patches yet, we’ll know how quickly things can change in football….i’m just saying its a long season and wait until the end of the season before claiming “we’r the best team in London” the power is shifting”……

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