Good morning dependents of the revolution.
It’s good to kick off with a funny and so here’s something that by rights ought to have you admitted to hospital with the sort of laughter that induces breathing difficulties.
“It’s difficult to put the crowd’s role into words. It’s having another 50% in your energy levels and your performance levels. You get so much confidence hearing that crowd roar. If you make a mistake you’ll try something again without any fear of reprisal. You might try and get past someone and he nicks it off you. But if you’ve got the backing of the crowd you’ll try that again, go by him and score. If you’re low on confidence and the crowd get on your back, you might just pass it inside the second time because it’s the easy option. This whole team, including myself, need to be expressive.”
Jermaine Horatio Hymencia J****
More front than Southend. The Queen of the lateral ball waxing lyrical on experiences that to the very best of my knowledge has never experienced.
Elsewhere, our ashen faced, tight lipped supremo is unable to travel to Russia due to a medical procedure. The comedy potential of this has got to eclipse the J**** quote. Critics will demand my immediate execution for encouraging the casual mocking of a senior citizen with a medical condition. Those making the funniest stab will stand a chance of winning The Pocket Book Of Spurs.
Harry pitches the Wii, so I predict him on some Wii fit adverts very soon.
Joking aside, I hope he is back for Sunday’s game, not sure I fancy Jordan and Bond making the decisions.
What decisions? :whistle:
You’ll miss him when he’s gone – Maybe!
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Silver lining?
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I think Mus should win the prize for his informative revalations on “The Procedure” and i appreciate the sharing of same with the unworthy.
Were Mus and Davspurs separated at birth?
Still conjoined make.
This was a two part exploratory surgery:
This first small surgical procedure, was to ascertain first hand, that he had actually has a heart.
A second procedure will be perfromed at the end of May, with a view to ascertaining just where it lies!