Good afternoon.
With less than some hours to go before a football match breaks out at The Lane there’s just time for a quick caption competiton and this snap comes courtesy of our close personal friends at The Daily Mail. The gift that keeps on giving are of cause West Ham United and what better targets to sharpen our cyber tongues upon? My thanks to the highly esteemed for the suggestion.
Brady: Never mind I will always have Tara.
Sullivan: Frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn.
Gold: Typical. There he is auditioning for the Clark Gable part when he looks like Grumpy from the Seven Dwarves.
DS: Look, I’ve invented a new porn genre, MIWFWYD.
DG: Wozzat?
DS: Mother I Wouldn’t Faack With Your Dick.
Pyrite: What gentlemens publication did you sign her for?
Sulliedman: Readers Kicked In Appliances.
Super dooper.
Gold: Sorry David. Your turn to shag her.
Sullivan: Where did I leave that strap-on
Brady: Ooh! You are awful. But I like you.
Gold: We screwed Spurs.
Sullivan: Better than having to screw her.
Brady: Na na na na na.