Good afternoon.
With less than some hours to go before a football match breaks out at The Lane there’s just time for a quick caption competiton and this snap comes courtesy of our close personal friends at The Daily Mail. The gift that keeps on giving are of cause West Ham United and what better targets to sharpen our cyber tongues upon? My thanks to the highly esteemed for the suggestion.
She looks tall enough – we need a fit centre back
She makes all of us look like gnomes
We are gnomes
Oh yes – I forgot
Sullivan: Cor these crotchless underpants ain’t ‘arf chafing.
Brady: I was about to say the same about your Y fronts.
KB: Hurry up photographer, all their spunk is dribbling down my thighs now.
KB: Oooh, how do you like my bangers?
DS: Shut up fridge face.
DG: Yeah, shut up fridge face. Why can’t you be a proper lady like Dick Emery?
DG: So, those things over there called site offices. They look just like the houses our pikey punters live in.
DS: They’d make great executive boxes for when we move in here too.