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10 O’Clocker: Stop Whining ‘HE’s Signing Before The 10th Of Jan’

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Good evening.

Welcome to the now legendary 10 o’clocker. What are you doing here? I tell you what old girl – you’re basking. This is the boy’s daily dose. You can now see why I opted for the title I did, can’t you?

But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?

Three pieces. Or shafts as they are known in the light business. What???

The journalist was prolific in last summer’s window. And not always in a good way. The impression of charitable folk was that he was a pretty junior Johnny on a red top and one that had not spent to000o much time evaluating the scraps that drunken superiors tossed him. Less charitable folk were – well, less charitable.

Well he’s back. In fairness I can only only applaud this move. Why? Because God loves a trier and I’ve always been curiously drawn to nutters.

Not specific transfer news but told this morning that Harry has set his own transfer window date. He has told Daniel Levy he wants all of Tottenhams dealings to be completed by the 10/11 of January.

Harry has even told Levy that even if a “gift” becomes available he would prefer to go with what he’s got.

The second and third are rubbish. POTL reveals that Andros Townsend is off to Leeds on a loan. Will this happen? He says it will and we all appreciate his input, but… this has been all over the Internet shop. ITKs by definition need to stick to unique information. Harsh? Well, that’s this business we call show…

And some bloke on Spurs Community called ackie says…

Here’s my itk – Samba de janeiro
Go figure…

Ackie, you’re an attention seeking child that urgently needs suffocating in a grotesquely demeaning manner. How clever is your fiendishly fiendish riddle? Errr not very …as no one with IQ points is actuallyjoining in. On behalf of adults everywhere ackie, see if you can work out our own conundrum right back atchya…

KILL – YOURSELF

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28 comments

  • Billy Legit says:

    It’s my birthday on January 10th…….

  • Sabine Cox says:

    Just arrived at NYEP on St Barts, drinks b4 the fireworks display, Romans Yacht Eclipse is amazing, hope to bed down on it about 4am. Jurgen overheard Chad Smith of RHCP,Roman and 2 Europeans talking about Redknapp, 9m per yr for 2 yrs if he beats tax proceedings,likes his type of football,hopes Bale and Modric will follow.

  • mack says:

    this sandro crap shud end rite known lets attack teams not the other way round another late goal serious rest parker then play sandro simple play townsend on the wing shit lets buy pedro he knows were the goal is………when thres need wing play the way foward.

  • Ghost of the Alley says:

    Let’s be honest

    The reason for not winning was a clearly incorrect offside decision by the officials which would have seen us 2-0 up rather than them go down the other end and equalise

  • FloridaYid says:

    my resolution is never to go on your crappy site again. adverts for whatever turd has kissed your arse and you slag off itk guys when you do exactly the same. enjoy your ‘highbrow’ humour as its clearly too much for the prols to comprehend.

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