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Good morning.

Don’t cha wish your left back was A&E?

He not only plays football very well but he is a committed Oyster card user. And then we discover he owns the Shelby Mustang GT500 Eleanor of Gone in 60 seconds fame. 

I’m not into cars and even I think that’s cool.

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  • kojac says:

    good find HH,always good to hear from our BAE,nice hobby if you can afford it

    brilliant,wigan got an equaliser in the end,well done gomez

    win today and we can forget all about stoke away,come on you spurs,we have to show the mackems what we are all about 4-1

  • melcyid says:

    lets do the mackem movers, bout time we tore someone a new one.

  • Fromoursoutheastasiacorrespondent says:

    Watched the last 20 mins of the Wigan game last night, and also in the bar was a real knucklescraper with serious anger management probs.

    Just as I started watching, Adolf Terry was climbing all over a Wigwam player and falls and hurts his knee. Knucklescraper thinks it is absolutely outrageous that the ref does not think that is a castratble offence and is screaming and ranting at the TV screen. Everytime the pic focuses on AVB, Knucklescraper starts screaming and it appears, that he is responsible for everything that has gone wrong with with the world since the Black Death.

    Wigan equalise and just as I am about to cheer, discretion becomes the better part of valour. If I thought he was demented before, I now have no doubts. Roid rage cannot begin to describe it. Glad I kept quiet.

    Knucklescraper finishes the game and pays pays his bill. He then orders another drink and starts again. As a cabaret act, he is priceless, as long as you remember not to laugh.

    He pays his bill again, and leaves the bar which has a 12 inch drop to the pavement. HEe doesn’t see the step. Splat onto his nose and there is claret everywhere. Halleujah. There is a god after all. Afew passers by help him to his feet and he weaves his way up the Soi (Lane).

    An hour later, I am walking up the Soi, and I pass a notorious Ladyboy bar. Knucklescraper is in the tender care of a one of the “hostesses” who is trying to clean him up.

    As I said, South East Asia, the best place in the world to watch football. I am sorry I will not be around to see him lose to us this week

    Now I am left thinking, “Maybe it’s good idea that I won’t be here on Wednesday night”.

  • Fromoursoutheastasiacorrespondent says:

    Spurs-chelsea I think. I know it’s soon anyway, but the alcohol has got slightly the better of me

  • Harry Hotspur says:

    Moose_talkSPORT Ian Abrahams
    I’ve been told Spurs without Gareth Bale today due to injury

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