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EXCLUSIVE: Photo Of An Item Discovered In Stoke’s Dressing Room This Evening By A Cleaner

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Good evening.

This just in from one Edith Scrunge, a part time domestic who does a number of public toilets in Stoke City centre and occasionally agency work which tonight happens to include the city’s flagship branch, the Britannia stadium.

Exclusively Edith told HH this evening, ‘ I don’t normally like to interfere, but my Ray – our eldest – said if I was to tell you about what I found, I could possibly get £30,000 tax free cash off you.’

What started off as an innocent item of lost property has now spiraled into being  a key exhibit in what football fans are calling, ‘a full on investigation into a proper diabolical liberty.’


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  • DAVSPURSINTHENO says:

    What she found H.H was over-active piss not bean flushed. I warned you Stoke are cloning players Shotten has the same shit has Delap . Even Crouch used his elbows and his hands the ref never blew the whistle . Harry should never have called the FA for Rooney card we got robbed and a red card lets see if its rescinded. Gill and Benstien told Foy too stop us getting too near Utd.

  • Yachtsman says:

    All through the first half, the one thought that hammered itself into a thousand pointed shards was: WE NEED SAMBA.

    I’ve wiped the debris away. I expect the lads will do the same.

    But, O the pity of it all…

    • DAVSPURSINTHENO says:

      Spot onwe need Samba because Friedegg left our back line trying too out jump Crouch 6ft7 and three rugby players.

  • Hartley says:

    I know that most (99%)on here will disagree but apart from the ref, the second major factor in our defeat was the ‘Hollywood actor/player (I wasn’t in Nam but I should of been) Scott Parker….captain for the day with little or no discipline he ran about like a 10 year old schoolboy chasing each and every ball, far too many times was he ahead of Modric, VdV and Bale when he should have been behind in the holding position. He throws everybody out of position, gets in the way far too often and basically needs a crash course in intelligent football before our next game, he really got on my tits today and if he carries on in this vain will well and truly mess our season up……just saying :angel:

    • kojac says:

      1st time he has lost in a spurs shirt,you get stuck in hartley

      • Hartley says:

        Watch the game again if that’s what it takes, but it was infant school playground football from PNB…..nip it in the bud Arry, and quickly…..

        • kojac says:

          i said he had a bad gme on the prattle thread but most of our players passing and awareness was off and then we were 2-0 down

          maximum points at the lane and we are in the battle

        • Hartley says:

          Most of our forward players were off today because they were playing with an indisciplined captain who becomes less and less effective the further upfield he gets….I’ve said it before and no doubt I’ll have to say it again….PNB has a job to do and he’s nearly as good as Sandro at doing it when he actually does it, today he didn’t do it and we lost……the referee played a big part in our defeat, but when important players don’t do the simplest of jobs in holding the midfield then what chance away from home do we have?

        • kojac says:

          what you say is true,i still think we desreved a draw today

          we have to deal with the new sunderland next.i’m confident the lane won’t disappoint

        • kojac says:

          and there keeper made a fantastic save from parker late on

          i thought that shotton player of stokes played well today,he is a local boy according to the stoke post match interview,he worked his socks off,they do deserve some credit for how they took it to us

    • LosLorenzo says:

      Bad game or no for PNB, he definitely failed to properly mark Etherington for the second goal. Probably his job to stick with Matty on the first one too, but he was nowhere to be seen.

      Not going to blame him for the loss, though. Yesterday the win went to Chris Foy and anti-football.

  • melcyid says:

    The boy foy played a blinder today ,pity he wasnt on our payroll.

  • kojac says:

    one defeat and we can slip to 4th 2moro,its tough at the top

    i think its best if the mancs crush our main rivals each time they meet,its our best chance for auto selection for the big one,what do you think

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