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Good afternoon.

If I could start every blog with the line, Richard Keys won’t be best pleased then I’d struggle to guess when I’d get bored blogging.

But that monkey pawed popinjay was one one of the main protagonists in the Modric to Chavski affair. There was barely a naffin’ morning when this smug, half pint sized can of urine wasn’t reeling out his, ‘I understand that Modric to Stamford Bridge is merely a formailty’ spiel.’  Box headed ponce.

“Luka’s future is here. No one is for sale. We are keeping our best players and if anything we will be adding to the squad not selling. 

That’s the message from me and the chairman. We won’t be weakening this squad. 

“If one or two positions open up where fringe players want to go then we will look at that but we are not going to sell our best players or anyone we want to keep.”

Great to see that electro shock device that Levy & Co bought off NASA for chimpanzee astronaut training did the trick. Might have had old Arry in for a stent, but at least he got the message at eventually.

We’re not selling, swapping or otherwise. 

 

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  • Yachtsman says:

    Hartley: You were talking about BALE(ing) out… Jerked a thumb in my direction.

    If I reply upstream you’ll maybe miss it. Hard to spot objects in the water if the current is roughing the surface.

    Mine was a wooden sloop. 33′. Just over 9 tons. Laid down in 1954. Three years in the (DIY) construction. Devon lads did all the hard/skilled work, with me coming by after work, following instructions and learning summat every day. Didn’t have an engine. Used a sculling oar off the stern. Didn’t have a John. Used a bucket. No engine, no John = no holes = no baling. Simples.

    Not so with the dinghy. Shipped water, which is just the way things are at sea.

  • Sid Trotter says:

    Harold. Ukraine Date.com as a banner.

    Why is it displaying 5 or my past 6 wives?

  • dancingbarber says:

    Joy to see on the Villa blog that they are complaining about having to pay J****’* wages for the season. Levy wins again !

    Nice to see that Nico is getting back to fitness. We may be glad in the New Year to have him around.

    Also good to see that Mancs are bogged down in the Europa just as we are Baling out of it.

    • Ozspur says:

      It’s a much better deal for Villa if they just pay his wages without him having to play. I wish Spurs would have had that arrangement for the past five years. It would have saved much groaning every time he gave the ball away.

  • TMWNN says:

    Those banners aren’t completely random, they’re generated using a person’s browsing habits.

  • Jerard says:

    Now like Chicken Badge :-)

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