Good afternoon.
Call me mean spirited by some good news just in. Steven Pienaar, the player Jermaine J**** could have been is leaving The Lane.
One of the most mystifying signings we’ve probably ever made. Unexceptional at Everton, once inside the Lilywhite shirt he became effortlessly nondescript.
From The National.ae then…
Elsewhere, Harry Redknapp, the Tottenham Hotspur manager, has told StevenPienaar to find himself a new club less than a year after signing the South Africa international from Everton.
Pienaar, 29, was sidelined by a series of injuries last year and since recovering his fitness this season has not been used in a single Premier League fixture.
Tottenham are expected to ask £6 million (Dh34.5m) for the midfielder; Everton attempted to bring him back on loan last summer.
I heard from an impeccable itk that arry’s called a press conference for three pm tomorrow. Word has it that we’ve signed someone so big, it will shake up the world.
It’s Diego Milito. But I’ve been sworn to secrecy. Oh bugger.
Its not that 8ft N Korean soldier is it?
No its Ji Dong-Won the 5ft south Korean who we should buy to show VDV how to round the goalkeeper
Fresh from a mate who works in the thfc marketing department: Daniel levy has called a press conference for tomorrow 3 pm. Rumour has is that we’ve signed someone mega.
A mate told me he saw jay boothroyd speed into chase lodge today. Maybe he’s the mega guy.
Longstreakofpiss back from Stoke?
Dont give me nightmares :shocked2:
I’ll give you a clue: he’s a mix between psb and pnb.
Impossible.
No such creature could exist.
pnsb?
My impeccable source assures me that we are signing Messi and Inniesta as cover for Modders
Well I knew about the sauce and the messy but I thought that was me fish and chips.
Apparently Anna Friel has been signed on a free.
Wouldn’t mind her giving me a free……..
It’s nicer when you take it for free. At least that’s what robin told me.
Robin van Pervert?
French and Saunders,
Hale & Pace!
This, if it is true, is a huge black mark against Harry. We will have no idea if Pienar is any good. To be fair to the lad he has not been given any real chance to show his stuff. I could see no reason to sign him in the first place when we had a strong squad already. It was simply a waste of his time and the club’s time and money.
Bloody hell. A serious comment.
Might it be the the £6m profit we will make as we signed him on a free?
I recall that when we signed him, there was “stiff competition from Chelsea for his signature”.
With the money we pay in wages, how stiff could it have been?
If memory serves, I think we paid £3 mill, so if we make a profit, chalk another amazing deal up to to DL/HR
Wasn’t it the 10million quid we got from our South African sponsors that was the reason we signed him and that big central defender who was never likely to play for us! Didn’t that deal go through about 3 weeks after we signed the both!