Good evening Streetfighters.
Edmund Honda here. Whoever told me that marinated lamb ribs and ice cold imported beer aren’t fattening will soon be in receipt of a rather stiff letter. I digress.
This just in from am eagle eyed reader CoPierTonEr which frankly scans like a made up name if you ask me.
The waters have broken and Spurs have delivered their first born into this transfer window’s done cot.
His name? Joey James Iversen.
The catch? Well he’s 6 years old. Full dreadful story HERE But ‘Mom’ Anna Iversen has high hopes. In fact she is hopeful he can progress into our Acadamy (which I thought we had disbanded) as he is, ‘a natural striker’.
She continued, ‘When playing with peers, boys, do not get the second loan the ball. His team win 5-0, and he scored all the goals. Therefore, he plays mostly with older boys. Joey is high for his age, and muscular. He’s a football player’s physique, and the same powerful legs that her father, she grins.’
I feel unwell. Anyone got any donuts?
Its a gift ??? So if Milan had bought Arry a 189,000 gift voucher for Boots we would not have a problem ???
This time last year we were pushing for CL. Did we need another sriker to get us over the line or was there enough quality in the squad to get the job done ? We will all know the answer. Now 1 year on we have similar issue and what do we do ??? Feck all. Close your eyes and hope we make it. Do the board think it makes us more interesting , attractive to do sweet FA for 30 days then in 24 close deals for panic buys.
I like Rodegella ( sp ) (cant even spell, spell check ) he is fast and in a shite team ( no offence Bobby look at the table ) he scores goals. If he has the service he would get from our midfield he will score goals for fun. Marko Marin or Junior Hoillet would also give Lennon and Bale a rest or competition to push for the final run-in. Another CB would be great but its Ledley thing ( will he or wont he play ) problem so we could be OK with Bassong for the smaller teams and save LK for the Top 6 games.
Mistakes are there to be learnt by. I agree a striker most needed right now. Maybe other positions can wait till end of season. Someone will be at the club tonight I’m sure of it (not in the know) otherwise it amounts to negligence. Definitely would not go for Saha, hes good but always injured. Rodallega would be for me.
Rodallega scores some goals in a shite team, but not many. Do we really need to think about signing a striker with a worse ratio than Crouchie?
I mean, I liked Crouchie, he gave us something different. I’m just happy that he was eventually able to give it to someone else.
;-)
Adam Smith recalled. Captain Slow aka Charlie off?
Smiffy has gone to Leeds for the season at least. If Charlie’s off we are short at right back (remember when we had seven of ’em?). And please don’t say Kaboom can play there. He’s needed at centre half, where we’re looking a little short, especially if Bassoon goes. Why are we weakening the squad at the very moment when we need to make sure of CL qualification’?
Can Harry not count? Oh, he can’t.
Yes,I just saw that. Just call me Sergeant Slow….
Pav out, Saha in?
How does that constitute progress?
No.
It does, if you’re the Spurs physio?
Oi !! Arry CAN COUNT !!! ( its reading and writing thats the problem ) :daumen:
Apologies. I’d like to donate some money, a gift let’s call it, to make up for the libel. Any idea where I can send it?