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Good evening. 

By all accounts we won. This is a tremendously positive piece of news. It separates us from losers, hello Wigan, also it proves that you can occasionally get away with it. Ten internationals we were told. Technically, Arry was right. Then technically Ben Shepherd is a football presenter.

Quite how clowns like me are supposed to champion taking all these ridiculous non Premiership games when the overwhelming majority of fans are unable to watch legally or illegally is beyond me. 

So at huge personal expense here then are hither to unseen highlights I managed to procure just a few minutes ago.

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  • Danny says:

    I am not pleased with what Defoe did – Giovanni could have a great goal by his name in the 1st half. Apparently he felt really ridiculed, as he was running to celebrate. It reminds me of what Nani did to Cr7 few yrs back.

    I strongly hope Giovanni gets a run out in the EPL, with our top notch players. How do you expect him to suddenly be impressive when he was playing with Tom Carroll, Livermore, Danny Rose, Pav, Townsend, Falque in the Europa League? When everyone else wasn’t even performing.

    Gio can do a lot better if he is playing with our best creative players who can serve him better balls, eg. Modric, VDV, Ade…

    Please give him a run out. SO much talk of no proper right winger to replace Lennon, we actually have Gio on the bench, waiting for an opportunity, a fair one playing with the first teamers. Try throwing Lennon in a team of livermores and lennons, and expect him to create something out of nothing and impress? Sorry, i have little faith lennon could too, or anyone per say. Even defoe looked ordinary without better players in the team.

    Please don’t let him go without giving him a run of 3 games in a row to begin with. It’s not a risk too big to take…. he may turn out to fit our gameplay very well, which he has all the righ attributes for our fluid game, even improving it.

    • TMWNN says:

      It’s too late for Gio now.

    • essexian76 says:

      Isn’t it strange that whenever there’s a blue moon or third-fourth rate opposition, Gio plays and plays OK?. However, when asked to do the same against better opponents, he’s totally useless and not selected until Patrick Moore gives Harry the nod?. Get rid, goodbye and farewell!

  • Razspur says:

    Friday night it was Liverpool in the s*it for their racist fans, earlier in the day it was Diane Abbot generalising all white people and showing her own failings and deeply held resentment, now our Prime Minister, David Cameron shows a deep lack of understanding of tourettes by claiming in relation to Ed Balls “it`s like having someone with tourettes sitting opposite you all day” does this idiot really represent all thats good about Britain ?

    • Hartley says:

      What do we want? An end to tourettes….
      When do we want it?

    • notsohotspurs says:

      Ed Balls. Sounds like the sort of centre back we need. I say buy him.

    • SpurredoninDublin says:

      @Raz.

      Looking at some of the posts on this thread as well as life in particular, I feel that we are cursed with the burden of political correctness. That Tourettes jibe would have been funny a few years back, but now everybody wants to be a victim.

      Regarding the comment made by Jerkinmahjurgen, the best response (IMO) was that of G Spur. If there is a phrase that really grates on me, it is “the N word”. It gives the impression that it is being used as ‘code’ by some anally retentive American prude who covers up the piano legs.

      For me, whenever I hear or read that word being used as a form of abuse, that tells me how lacking in class the user is. >Lets face it, it is language most closely associated with Neanderthals.

      I hadn’t seen the Tourettes story because it is not big enough to register over here, but as soon as I read your comment, I just knew that Cameron would be apologising in short order, and there it was on Google.

      • Razspur says:

        Cameron our top top man can deliver a speech in the house but when interviewed any journalist will manage to get an “off the cuff” quote which invariably shows him to be a buffoon.
        Anyone can read from Q cards or previously prepared material but a real politician has a lot more to offer.

        • Razspur says:

          Irish Prime Ministers are not without their gaffe`s either, Brian Cowan was a perfect example.

          • Harry Hotspur says:

            Got into a cab in Dublin. The driver knew me. Told me his brother had been finishing a pint in a GAA club bar on a Wednesday night.

            It’s midnight. Knock at the closed door. Barman goes over. Driver says,’ I’ve Brian Cowan here. You serving?’ The barman opens up. Cowan sits at the bar. Lifts a pint of lager and drains it in half a dozen greedy gulps. Like he’s just walked through the Sahara. ‘Thirsty, eh?’ say the cabbies brother. ‘I drink a bucket of this stuff every day’ replies the then Taoiseach. He second pint goes down at a similar speed, the cabbies brother said goodnight and went home as he had work in the morining.

        • SpurredoninDublin says:

          The point I was making was not so much about gaffes, but more to do with how PC has taken over so much of peoples thinking. As I said, as soon as I read your post, I googled it knowing that Cameron would have apologised as soon as the PC brigade reared their ugly snouts.

          What a change from Thatcher who would never apologise or criticise her favourites.

        • Razspur says:

          My point though is that he should not be permitted to speak “off the cuff” as he is unable to guage the country`s tolerence with his head being so far up his own a*se. There is no harm in PC if it makes “one” think and behave kindly to others, in particular those less fortunate.

  • Spurstacus says:

    Are yaya and kolo swear words?

  • melcyid says:

    ya ya and kolo tourettes?

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