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Here’s The Haringey Council Agenda For 13.02.12

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Good morning.

I have a few things to attend to before the undertaker arrives to prepare my mortal remains… so I won’t wade through these docs line by line. It would also be far more interesting to hear your thoughts on them.

In broad brushstrokes 2016 is the proposed year they let the Client Reference numbers loose on the premises. And then here’s my facile pick of the pops.

Click on the image below for the full Agenda – and my sincere thanks by the way to Fatfish for the heads up on this. 

  • Haringey residents to first dibs on development job opportunities. Treat yourself or a loved one to a match day Ralph Coates™ hair extension courtesy of THFC’s Official Syrup, Nail Bar, Internet & Western Union Transfer Partner, ‘Tropical Tings’.
  • THFC to pay for new signage (estimated cost) £477,000. Harry Hotspur Highways Inc. (Est. 20 minutes ago) is working around the clock on making ‘some signs’ in order to tender for this windfall contract.
  • A shuttle bus to run to/from Victoria. May your gods go with you.
  • A target of 77% of attendees at games not use a car for the bulk of their travel to games. Which is cool.
  • A third escalator at Tottenham Hale. Which of course TFL have yet to agree to – Get On With It!
  • Podium & Access Space to host at least 12 community events per annum. But why is this only for 6 years? 
  • Move to Haringey! Priority season tickets for year one of the development. ‘My name and address? Yes, it’s J R Hartley, care of flat 93, Loota Towers, Tenants Ave, N17.’
  • The re-naming of White Hart Lane East. The Chick King cul-de-sac could become a reality. Vote now!
  • The instigation of a Car Club. I can’t work out what this. Hopefully a priority area for dogging.
  • A 25 year lease for a 1000 sq ft of Health Care. If you can get past the the gentleman in a trance clutching a purple tin nodding to the centre’s musak, you can speak to a member of staff about having a the syringe you stood on removed from your shoe.
  • £1.861m on improvements and highway works to Northumberland Park, Landsdowne Road and the High Road. So that’s what buying Pienaar was all about.

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112 comments

  • melcyid says:

    I think I have stumbled across arrys next scandal.
    Just saw a pic of him wearing an under armour top.

    why is he wearing a top from next seasons shirt sponsors while we are under contract still to this seasons sponsors.

    Was it a gift or did he buy it?
    if it was a gift has he told mr black about it.?
    who gave him the gift ?
    did Daws give it to him?
    if he did has he declared it?
    has he got a receipt?
    has arry got kelsey-fry on a retainer if not why?
    I cant take much more of these scandals at our club :freu

  • OxSpur says:

    Just listening to H&J on talkSHITE.
    If the so called story in the Scum has been dragged up from twenty years ago about Phyco and Ince.
    Beware ‘Arry, taking the England job,leaves you open to some woefull hack bringing up some so called story….
    Stay with The Lilleywhites
    COYS!

    • jim says:

      Just read it mate. The media inadvertently could have done us a massive favour there. :-D

    • Essexian76 says:

      Do you think for a moment the media haven’t been looking in every orifice for something on Harry, they’ve labelled him a ‘Wheeler Dealer’ which in our terms really implies ‘Very dodgy geezer’ for the past 20 years, and still they’ve come up with Diddly Flippin’ Squat, but they’ll plug away regardless.

      • jim says:

        Essex they have a ton of shit on Harry. I know it, you know it, bloody hell the pope knows it. I’m praying Harry does too. That could massively influence his decision.I hope!

        • Essexian76 says:

          Mmm, honestly- I fell for the ol’ dodgy geezer bit before he came to us-but when you think about it-Beasley thought he had him, the Panorma team and City of London police thought so to, but even against those odds-He’s Teflon and why because perhaps he’s not actually done anything wrong but merely sounds and acts a bit dodgy.. a little whay a little bit Wooh. They got Graham and pretty much slaughtered Venables, but Harry’s made them look pretty dumb and a few us doubters as well..including yours truly

        • Essexian76 says:

          Panorama, oops!

        • jim says:

          I’ve been listening to various radio stations today and it seems his odds are going to decrease. hmmmmm!

        • Essexian76 says:

          Actually-I like Paranoia-it’s more fitting don’t you think? ;-)

  • Sid Trotter says:

    Can Rosie not become the new club sponsors?

  • Alspur says:

    Team news:

    JD and Azza – back in
    Rafa – out
    Sandro & Kaboul – struggling
    Ledders – training = hopeful

    Team for tomorrow:
    Friedel
    Walker Daws King BAE
    Lennon Modders PNB Bale
    JD Adeboy

    Let’s take it to ’em…

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