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Good morning.

Time is running out for the Primark Posse. In just some eighty odd hours time the opportunity of a lifetime will be gone. Groupon is offering West Ham home tickets at up to 53% off the marked price. West Ham Football Club, a force to reckoned with globally. Soon to be the subject of a forthcoming soccerumentary, ‘My Big Fat Headed Olympic Squatters’.

And so now in a pincer movement of stupidity we have Porn Baron David Sullivan of  Goldplated & Sullivan fame who is sore no, not because of that business with the dwarf and the road cone but the loss of Pathe News Boy. He confided to The Guardian.

“This might not please many people but look at Scott Parker’s performance in the first five games of this season. To me it didn’t look like he was doing the tackling you’d normally expect him to do,” 

“He was running about, he was doing OK but he wasn’t doing the tackling we know he can do because he knew that the one thing that would stop a move for him would be an injury.

“To me it looked like he didn’t want to be there. He told us he didn’t want to be there. There’s no player who has given more for the club in recent years, so to make him stay against his wishes … He was protecting himself either consciously or subconsciously. He’s gone to Spurs and he is back to his old self.” 

Someone call the Guinness Book Of Records as a man who flogs ‘Backwards Bun Beads’ has been morally outraged. Sour grapes isn’t the half of it. ‘To me it looked like he didn’t want to be there. He told us he didn’t want to be there.’  Eh? If this the keen analytical mind you need to became a millionaire, I’m doomed to a life of poverty.

The truth is that Parker won PWA Footballer Of The Year while at West Ham and despite the shoddy manner in which that club was mismanaged he was all too frequently a one man team who ran himself into the ground for them. 

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  • melcyid says:

    if you like to win games you should ease up a bit and stay where you are or you will go straight back down with big sam .

  • ForeverBubblesUnited says:

    Yeah alright fair point… How’s that Stevenage replay looking?

  • munso says:

    H,
    Just recieved my Stevenage goal time competition winning Gareth Bale t-shirt, thank you very much, I’ll treasure it forever!

    • Harry Hotspur says:

      Christ, that was quick. Stuff normally takes 6-7 working months! Well done mate. Thanks for letting me know.

      • LosLorenzo says:

        You’ve just hacked munso’s user to make yourself look good. Admit it, H ;-)

      • Bruxie says:

        How come the compo is not still going?

        I put 120:99

        Which makes it 31 mins into the replay.

        Mind you I didn’t know it was a compo at the time…thought it was some daft code.

  • munso says:

    For sale:
    Gareth Bale T-shirt, size XL, never worn, unwanted present, £3 :whistle:

  • jim says:

    West Ham are a vile team now, too many silly, smallminded little men pretending to be the krays or have known them (my ol’ man used to suck them off!) and such. The fact that they call themselves East Londoners is an embarrassment to me.
    I would love to see that team at the OS with a running track for the next 99yrs after all its the only chance those peasants will get to have a new stadium that will end in administration. And as for the two prats in charge and their sidekick Dolf Lundgren with tits that just about sums up what that team is about.
    I hope they’re shit forever with or without their bubbles.

    • Spurstacus says:

      Isn’t it strange that they will all claim to have some connection with the Kray gang. Two bob wannabe’s. They are the man made fibres of the football community.

      • Essexian76 says:

        I once bought a pair of West Ham x-ray specs- when you put them on eight of the England World Cup team disappear in an instant!

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