Good morning.
Time is running out for the Primark Posse. In just some eighty odd hours time the opportunity of a lifetime will be gone. Groupon is offering West Ham home tickets at up to 53% off the marked price. West Ham Football Club, a force to reckoned with globally. Soon to be the subject of a forthcoming soccerumentary, ‘My Big Fat Headed Olympic Squatters’.
And so now in a pincer movement of stupidity we have Porn Baron David Sullivan of Goldplated & Sullivan fame who is sore no, not because of that business with the dwarf and the road cone but the loss of Pathe News Boy. He confided to The Guardian.
“This might not please many people but look at Scott Parker’s performance in the first five games of this season. To me it didn’t look like he was doing the tackling you’d normally expect him to do,”
“He was running about, he was doing OK but he wasn’t doing the tackling we know he can do because he knew that the one thing that would stop a move for him would be an injury.
“To me it looked like he didn’t want to be there. He told us he didn’t want to be there. There’s no player who has given more for the club in recent years, so to make him stay against his wishes … He was protecting himself either consciously or subconsciously. He’s gone to Spurs and he is back to his old self.”
Someone call the Guinness Book Of Records as a man who flogs ‘Backwards Bun Beads’ has been morally outraged. Sour grapes isn’t the half of it. ‘To me it looked like he didn’t want to be there. He told us he didn’t want to be there.’ Eh? If this the keen analytical mind you need to became a millionaire, I’m doomed to a life of poverty.
The truth is that Parker won PWA Footballer Of The Year while at West Ham and despite the shoddy manner in which that club was mismanaged he was all too frequently a one man team who ran himself into the ground for them.
I suppose at least we’ve moved on from insulting each other today.
:wassat:
*cue insults..
The enemy of your enemy is your friend! :daumen:
I pity them.
TMWNN, MS, ESSEX, and RAZ a cyber invasion!
TMWNN, MS, ESSEX, and RAZ in the Big Brother house..
:freu I’d watch that 24/7.
All three of us! that should be easy-peasy, I’m game but none of that cyber marlarky-it’s got to be the real thing.
Its early yet.
Nothing quite like a spot of spammer-bashing.
It never ceases to amazine how they manage to come across as even more out of touch than the gooners occasionally lured on here for a bollocking.
*amaze me
*tit
We’re forever blowing Michael Jacksons monkey, spammers, you gotta laugh! We’re favourites for the FA cup and you critisize our Stevenage 0-0, keep straw clutching!! Once despatched of, we’ll have made it to the QF’s without conceeding a single goal, that’s quality.
Anyone know of any goon injuries to cheer me up??!
Wilshire is still poorly,hope that brings a grin
Ahh Bless! :-D
I think you mean Wiltshite ;-)
Yes mate Robin the Rapist has a torn bollock, Almunia has cracked an ovary, and Auntie Wenger is on the blob.
Good to see VDV and Ade both likely to make Sundays game. Bit gutted about Benny, would have been nice to go there full strength. We can pretty much finish their season if we win, fingers crossed…
In My opinion, this is a pointless and childish post. What you haven’t got anything worth saying so you just spount any old nonsense? get a life.
Whereas your post was…. ?
I thought he was posting and critiquing his own post at the same time. Pretty schizo, but I was a little impressed.
:-D :shifty:
What sort of life shall we get; one where we watch on, and complain, like you?
‘What you haven’t got anything worth saying,’ are you related to Mus?
He’d be strongled.
He’d the get the his ass kick make.
You must be new. They’re all weak. This wasn’t the worst by some way.
Here Here!
Where, where?
Spount?
Is that Pikey for spout? Sorry, just asking…
They are not even proper ham, they are west of it.
Silence /Tumbleweed!!