Good morning.
Time is running out for the Primark Posse. In just some eighty odd hours time the opportunity of a lifetime will be gone. Groupon is offering West Ham home tickets at up to 53% off the marked price. West Ham Football Club, a force to reckoned with globally. Soon to be the subject of a forthcoming soccerumentary, ‘My Big Fat Headed Olympic Squatters’.
And so now in a pincer movement of stupidity we have Porn Baron David Sullivan of Goldplated & Sullivan fame who is sore no, not because of that business with the dwarf and the road cone but the loss of Pathe News Boy. He confided to The Guardian.
“This might not please many people but look at Scott Parker’s performance in the first five games of this season. To me it didn’t look like he was doing the tackling you’d normally expect him to do,”
“He was running about, he was doing OK but he wasn’t doing the tackling we know he can do because he knew that the one thing that would stop a move for him would be an injury.
“To me it looked like he didn’t want to be there. He told us he didn’t want to be there. There’s no player who has given more for the club in recent years, so to make him stay against his wishes … He was protecting himself either consciously or subconsciously. He’s gone to Spurs and he is back to his old self.”
Someone call the Guinness Book Of Records as a man who flogs ‘Backwards Bun Beads’ has been morally outraged. Sour grapes isn’t the half of it. ‘To me it looked like he didn’t want to be there. He told us he didn’t want to be there.’ Eh? If this the keen analytical mind you need to became a millionaire, I’m doomed to a life of poverty.
The truth is that Parker won PWA Footballer Of The Year while at West Ham and despite the shoddy manner in which that club was mismanaged he was all too frequently a one man team who ran himself into the ground for them.
Haha one man team which took 4 points of you last year. Same man has been the missing piece in your ‘jigsaw’ this year, and even been made captain!
Just stick to screeching ‘oh when the spurs’ rather than worrying about us, we’ll be back before you know it.
And apparent such bad attendance, look at our away figures, speaks for itself. But im sure old ‘arry hotspur hasn’t got the time to look at that as he’s preparing his next post about us.
Congrats for selling out at home to cheltenham.
Yes, the missing piece, who was being slated by your Dildo Insertion Specialist owner. Which was rather the point of the article.
No denying, you took four points in the two games against us. How many did you get in the other 36? How many more points did we end up with than you?
And before last season, is it true that we had won the previous 5 league encounters, and been undefeated against your fedit club in 8?
Yes.
*fetid, not that you know what it means.
We deserved to go down there’s no denying that. When will all you Yids stop worrying about us? Gonna be funny when Harry leaves you, then who you gonna get? Judging by your Ryan Nelsen signing, Avram Grant fancies a return to the Prem. All this optimism will come crashing down. Your apparent big club status after one Carling Cup!
‘Harry Redknapp, we want you to stay’
Haha, abysmal.
West Ham are a massive club, they are top of the league :freu
Once a Spammer came up to me and starting talking. And in almost complete sentences! The shock made me spit out my coffee, as if a turnip or a particularly stupid rodent had begun forming words. It was very traumatic. I hope my story inspires other victims to come forward.
Thank you for this SSG. I am a multiple Spammer survivor, and it helps to know there are others out there working through the same horrendous experiences that I have lived.
To be serious for a moment, the Spammer obsession with us is really astounding. Constant blogs by their fans polluting our Newsnow feed, and Fridge-Face and the Ben–Wa Boys can’t stop yapping about us. A Spammer in far-away Seattle once told me “we are your biggest rivals; the West Ham/Spurs match is the biggest game of the year for Spurs.” And he seriously believed this! The self-delusion is pretty amazing
Hammers only came here because of the spurs site commenting on a west ham site interview with the west ham chairman.
He just said what his opinion was, should he have lied and said Parker was trying 100%. I don’t understand why what he said warranted an outraged article unless, its because of a west ham obsession. And there is plenty of room on the hammers site with the interview for comments if you want to leave your comfort zone
Didn’t Wet Spam win the World Cup in 196……. :sleeping: :sleeping: :sleeping: :sleeping: :sleeping: ………. :sleeping: :sleeping: :sleeping: :sleeping: :sleeping:
Spurstacus what a shat and lame name lol. Please comment on a west ham site with your fake intelligence (we can all use the net for help, we just don’t feel we need to for sending Ickle messages). Seriously (to normal spurs fans) is this bloke always like this on here, has got a bit of brain damage or a small nob? Why does he act like he’s something special. Obviously you will all stick up for him (I respect loyalty) but deep down you all know he’s a nob and you cringe at what he types. It’s embaressing, please tell me he types the same way when he argues on Spurs with normal Spurs fans. No need to comment for my sake I won’t be reading, I came here by accident because it was on news now west ham.
Oh and same on Lorenzo, what a nob, hilarious stuff. Please tell me it’s an impression of a nob and not really you in reality. Why try and act clever all the time? You just come across as a know it all nob. Please do stand up and act normal I would pay to watch, even more than I’d pay for my groupon hammers tickets!
You seem to be obsessed by nobs……..a bit like your filth peddling chairmen/facelikeakickedinfridge!
Or are you trying to come out of the closet, but are scared your mummy and daddy might find out, who in return would Jack the Ripper you up and down the full lenghth of the Mile End Road?
Jog on you pikey-primark-barrow-boy………
you are an accident?