Good morning.
The buck toothed toad returns to the Barclays Premiership. What joy. I’m actually more interested in how his theatrics – oh sorry make that his cheating – is managed by the officials.
Liverpool were thumped 4-0 at The Lane and it’s a struggle to see a repeat of that happening this evening. Their form has seen what wannabe business types might refer to as a moderate upswing, underpinned largely by consistent home form.
Anfield hasn’t become a fortress as such it’s just that they have yet to lose at home this season having drawn 7 times. The side effect of this is of course that points win prizes and you only get one point for a draw.
Team news then. Van der Vaart is the usual – a question mark over his fitness – but will probably play. Defoe and Adebayor are less likely. Azza Blud has a hamstring and so is highly unlikely to feature. If he’s not 100% it’s preferable he doesn’t. Word is that Ryan Half Nelson has travelled.
So based upon who’s available here’s the likely starting XI:
That brings us to the part of the show where we consider making a prediction or two. For the fan who doesn’t fight form, the draw is 12/5. For the supporter looking for love, Saha as first goalscorer is 8/1.
Spurs love an early-bird special and add to that some insurance so Tottenham Half Time, The Draw Full Time is an enterprising 12/1.
Me? Oh I’m on a 2-3 win at 40’s :daumen: All prices courtesy of Hotspur’s Half Hour’s Official Bookie, Boylesports.
Keep it Tottenham and BIOYBDC!
I digress but is anyone watching MurdochSportsNews?……….Vicky is looking especially scrumptious today :wub:
Sewage is back from his ban
1600 black bin bags for sale, clean and only used once £8-00 ono, Contact The Big Yin,5 Star Cottage, Barking………….Cash only. Some of these are extra thick and could take a lot of Sh*t, Ideal for Cat Burglers and the like, no questions asked.
I wish I could get a bet on Adam being sent off.
Dirty, dirty, snide player who has a vindictive streak straight out of the Hutton school of football.
Watch him with Modders tonight. And Bale.
Bale will be watching him in view of past experiences with him.
Dirtyest player in the league by a country mile. Vile man who would be in prison if he couldn’t kick a ball.
A turd in human form.
A bit like Morph?
Slow. Needs twice as much space as anyone else. Poor buy by Dalgleish.
Reasonable at set pieces. We are crap at set pieces. Both defending and attacking.
If he gets booked we have to pressure him. We don’t do that too well. Bale and Lennon on a booked player looks a no brainer from the terraces – why can we never seem to take advantage?
Michael Oliver is the Ref.
Young, mobile and hopefully appreciative of good football and has a downer on thugs.
Never heard of him. Can’t be better that the usual suspects, though (Webb, Clattenberk, HoyFoy…).
Worse. He can’t be worse than…
Anyone can be better than those three.
Especially Foy.
It’s the linos that disappoint. We’d be top otherwise.
Exclusive footage of the defendants, directly from the coutroom in the HMRC vs. Redknapp/Mandaric case.