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Good evening.

Another Arry out blog, oh how terribly fascinating, Mr Harold. Or rather, let’s weigh matters up and see how we get on, shall we? 

The most recent charges against Citizen Redschnapps include a lack of squad rotation, an inability to provide a coherent tactical strategy to the players and the distraction of an offer to manage Engerland that has yet to be offered to him.

In the previous blog we discussed the clusterfeck that was two points dropped against a dull, dull Stoke side. Bale appeared almost embarrassed into pursuing the obvious and using the left wing.  Why isn’t this delusional child being managed then? 

Parker is being physically driven through the floorboards. West Ham wore out their welcome with the guy by doing the same. The sole distinction here is that with us he’s playing with some superb talent, not schmucks. How long can we trade on this before he is sidelined? 

And now these bloody Chelsea quotes.

I was talking to ODM the other night and I think I shocked him by discussing something we both agreed upon. It was about a piece in a red top a few years back where BMJ was eloquently pining over that Dirk Kuyt bloke after Liverpool had signed him.

I said I expect …in fact, I demand that anyone managing the glorious Tottinghams stays purely focused upon what we’re doing.

But that Arry Redschnapps is unstoppable, isn’t he? 

“Chelsea have got strong characters, they’ve got leaders on the pitch,”

TRANSLATED: When I’m Engerland manager I’m gonna give a spine of maturity, for sure..

“They’ve got good players, they’ve got leaders, characters, winners”

TRANSLATED: You can see wot I’m up against, most of ’em don’t speak the Queen’s.

“Chelsea are good, that’s a powerful team again. Am I more worried about them than Arsenal? Not really, they’re both bang there, both strong sides who were both red-hot favourites to finish in front of Tottenham at the start of the year.”

TRANSLATED: The collapse ain’t nuffink to sweat over ‘cos we were two bob at the bookies to start off wiv anyways.

The man’s a fool.

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  • melcyid says:

    are you sure its not mutterer

  • Uspurs says:

    Interesting comments – to go back to the buy players in January arguement, come on, you all know no decent players move in January, who could / should we have got you experts out there?!? Yes, not over confident tomorrow but as long as we compete and keep in the game for as long as possibly who knows – 2-0 up at the scum I was happy as larry (not Harry!) and did not see 5-2 coming………..2 down at city we nearly snatched it………I defo think we need some luck / famous rub of the green so here is to getting some of that, 10am beers in Victoria and a good sing song ………..COYS

    • Heath Spur says:

      Hoilett. Reasonably cheap aswell due to his contract running out in the summer. Or would could have kept Pienaar.

      Bassong could have been kept, if he’s worse than a mid thirties Ryan Nelsen then that’s £8m down the toilet.

      Corluka should have been kept. If Walker gets injured then it’s Kaboul to rightback and the golden oldies at centre back if they’re fit. Wouldhave given the option of playing Walker right wing to try and retain some width.

  • Kash says:

    Just read no Lennon or Ade..scrap optimism and am now going for blind prayer. The only 2 differneces between us and sc#m is RVP and Vermalaen. If we had a decent finisher and CB who could score goals we would have been in a much better position. (insert state the feckin obvious SMILEY here)

  • Spurlative says:

    Harry’s team for tomorrow:

    Friedel
    walker nelsen kaboul bae

    bale sandro parker modric

    defoe saha

    Guaranteed, how much you wanna bet???

  • DAVSPURS says:

    I predicted a draw and a win in our next two games we have to do it the hard way Merelis and Torres both Liverpool they remind me of the song run rabbit run run run.?

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