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Good morning.

Arry’s come out and defended the boy Bale, saying he’s no diver I see. Well Aitch I hate to be the first to break it to you old girl, but he is a bit of a diver.

I don’t believe  intrinsically that the lad’s a cheat, he strikes me as a decent sort. More a case of Gaz having become increasingly fed up with frustrated players who can’t catch him fair and square giving him the odd trip up, the odd push.

We keep getting these comparisons to Christiano Ronaldo being made about him, but it’s important that Bale ensures that he isn’t tarred with the same ‘cheat brush’ as the Portugeezer.

Here’s my mob for the Mancs then…

Given the inherent speed and potential for goals in this side there is no need for two strikers. This also leaves us with an attack minded bench if required. 

The back four is cobbled together, but then it is difficult to remember a time when it wasn’t. 

All that remains to be said is that Bale needs to get chalk on his boots and if Dawson or Benny are caught hoofing they agree to being executed live in the centre circle at full time. Method of death tbc but it will involve a threshing machine and some Des O’Connor records. Commentary by Eddie Waring and Stuart Hall.

Eyecatcher bets Anytime goalscorers Niko Kranjcar 7/2, Younes Kaboul 7/1 and 1-1 at half time is a handy 6/1 prices from Boylesports.

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  • Simonpwise says:

    I have no confidence we can pull a point from tomorrows game and that team looks vulnerable to me.

    Some simple tweaking could be enough.
    At the back.
    Friedel, walker,kaboul, king, benny.
    Benny to overlap. Walker to be a bit more cautious.

    Midfield needs toughening up.
    Azza

    • Simonpwise says:

      As I was saying…

      Midfield needs toughening up.
      Azza, sandro, Livermore, modric, Parker (wearing a wig and moustache), Dawson as sweeper, bale on the wing. Bale on the wing. Wing Harry flucking wing.

      Up front some guile required.
      Vdv, Defoe, ade, saha.

      Subs bench needs some thought or else we could be a bit light. Double decker booked. Pickup at Chigwell.

      Think that should do it.

  • melcyid says:

    really think its all down to the ref as usuall

  • Frontwheel 2 says:

    What a difference a week makes.

  • Harry Hotspur says:

    I do fancy another blog tonight. Right in the mood. Any thoughts? :-|

    • kenny powers says:

      yep.theres allways saf predictable mind games RE his comments in the last 24/36 hours ‘arry/england/2 horse race/modders etc etc!
      or the bis question we are afraid to ask out loud that are we gonna bottle it with ten games to go??
      all a bit grim though :-( :dizzy2: :hae:

    • mikey says:

      What about, can those cants really do it?

    • Spurstcus says:

      Historic capitulations…
      What constitutes a real fan…
      Best Spurs player and why…
      Favourite Spurs goal…
      Earliest Spurs memory…
      Which player Spurs should have signed, when and why.
      Who was the first poster to suggest Lambert as next boss…
      How many pieces of KFC is too much for one man…

    • melcyid says:

      who is razpur?
      who is nobby nobs?

    • Frontwheel 2 says:

      Get a move on Bertie,its getting late.

  • melcyid says:

    would really looovit if we stuffed the mancs but a bit gutted to be doing the blue mooners a favour :sick:

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