Good evening.
I’ve been weighing up the pros and cons of being more direct on this whole Muamba business for a day or two but the player’s recovery seems a near platinum clad juncture to actively lose even more readers.
Come on, you can’t have it both ways. A self confessed hit whore [hello fans :winke:] driving his publicity vehicle into a brick wall won’t come as easy to some. A dream come true. And on a school night, I tell you!
Unquestionably brilliant news from numerous accredited sources aplenty is that Fabrice Muamba is not only alive but he’s also doing well, but he’s beginning to laugh and joke and chatting away in several languages.
But how will this undeniably extremely brilliant news be embraced by the bleeding hearts and ‘rent-a-weep’ gang?
My guess is the reaction to this superb news will be stifled. Nigh on non existent.Why? Bad news always travels 27 times faster than good. This is a fact that can be supported by anyone who ever waited for a rejection letter after a job interview. But it’s not the stuff that gets even the dumbest pray mongerers in a chatty frame frame of mind.
Am I wrong? Where’s the #MedicallyQualifiedPeopleSavedHim hashtag? In fact, where is the #WePrayedHimWell hashtag?
The time for the unthinking, pack mentality, plastic grieving of the emotionally vulnerable is over. Well, until they latch on to the next one, of course…
BIOYSCC!
Azza back please.
We must be a triffic team. Sandro can’t get on the pitch.
Ha Ha, I don’t know why anyone is getting upset we have a history of snatching defeat from the jaws of victory. It hurts like mad though.
Anyone fancy some Squirrel Pie ?
I got plenty to go round. Bushy tailed b*sterds!
They didn’t see me coming ;)
Careful with the salt though.
Anyone thinking our ‘easy run-in’ will save the day can think again. Arsenal have a just as easy run-in other than chelsea @ H (who we also need to play away) and city @ H.
Really gutted thinking about what might have been. Greedy, disloyal and dishonest individuals have punished this club once again
I am absolute fackin skint and I’ve just forked out a forutne for tickets, to think it is going into the back pockets of these cu*ts is making me feel sick at the moment. Wish I hadnt bothered.
I’ll feel differently tomorrow, but I’m sick as a fuc*er right now.