Good morning.
A man’s got a heart, hasn’t he?
Joking apart — hasn’t he?
And though I’d be the first one to say that I wasn’t a saint
I’m finding it hard to be really as black as they paint…
If you’re worried about the health of your heart then one pointedly obvious precaution is not to play football with and then swap shirts with Faroe Islands goalkeeper Poul Thomas Dam.
This player – it has been alleged on Twitter this morning – has only swapped shirts with two players in his career. Fabrice Muamba and Piermario Morosini.
Mr Muamba has been busy thanking his made up friend for the miracle of life. Just for one second try to embrace the mind numbing arrogance of such a wild assertion that God declines to prevent a tsunami that slaughters several hundred thousand; yet pops down from on high to save one random footballer.
The Bolton player claims to have seen two Scotty Parkers as he collapsed at White Hart Lane. That’s nothing. By the end of the Norwich and QPR games I was seeing all sorts of near fantastic, blurry and multicoloured visions before I collapsed. And the day after each game I was praying for divine intervention or at the very least a restorative cup of char.
Talking of people who are aren’t really there, our tight lipped supremo hasn’t ventured into the limelight for several days now. One can only presume he’s wandering his mock tudor Sandbanks lawns having morphed into a hybrid of one time Iraqi Information Minister Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf and George III.
“Chelsea, for sure they’ve won all the medals. They haven’t got my FA Cup winning medal ‘cos I give that to Sandra, they won’t be ‘aving that one, ooh no. The run in? I don’t know, the chairman’s dealing wiv all that. I don’t know what people are complaining about. You didn’t hear Mooro complaining that the World Cup was too heavy when he was lifting it up, did you? You can’t talk to most of ’em these days. Your average Croatian thinks pie & liquor is brass house. People say to me …you’re a fantastic manager…”
*walks into ornamental pond of coy carp*
Chomical Arry. We salute you.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Chom
If there’s a religion or cult I can join to get Harry sacked I’m in!
If we lose to Blackburn this is all going to turn very ugly and Harry is going to get the most abuse
Just a reminder how hard work can get you results Chelsea 10 2 Barcelona 2 Blackburn 2 Norwich 0 Aston Villa 1 Very Very desperate thin Bolton 2 all these blessed themselves.
ITK :finn:
gilzeantheking – SC
I did not want to post this on hear before but know that POTL has confirmed it I will.
1. Harry is out SACKED if England do not take him ….
2. 4 Teams in for Luca, Man u want Walker, teams in for Sandro, Kaboul too.
3. Harry has lost the dressing room and respect of the players, he takes no advice from anybody at the club.
4. Harry was offered loads of players in Jan turned them all down, the included Cisse of Newcastle. He is stubborn and only wants players he knows.
5. Leandro and Hazard deals done if we make champions lg, deals off if we don’t we will not be able to pay the wages.
6. Luka deffo off whatever happens.
7. Stadium plans will be delayed if we fail to make champions lg.
8. Levy has had enough of Harry and his ways all the players that left were Harry’s decisions. They almost sacked him last summer.
9. The club think not making the Champions lg will put us back 3-5 years, due to reduced income, delay in building the stadium, not getting the players we want and losing others.
10. We are talking to Jose BUT no deal if we do not make Champions lg, Martinez, Rodgers on list, Moyes not….Hoddle also being considered.
‘He is stubborn’
Now there’s a revelation!
Jesus H Christ on a Bike, I knew it was serious, but this is a crisis of Biblical proportions … I’m going to ask Muamba for that God bloke’s number and see if he can sort it out for us. Like Bale, he moves in mysterious ways and has a penchant for sorting things out in multiples of 10.
While your on the blower to the big man, send him my love and ask him if we can have Bill Nick back as manager!
That sounds to me like someone (the ITK twat) has just taken 10 random bullshit rumours or has just stated the bleedin’ obvious, put them in to one post and then given them numbers!
Nik-which POTL?
POTL People of the Labyrinths (perfume maker)
POTL Post Operational Tour Leave (UK)
POTL Port of Tilbury London (UK)
POTL Pride of the Lions (Penn.State band)
POTL Pick of the Litter
POTL Plain Old Telephone Line
POTL Please Out That Lunatic
The last one gets my vote!
It’s all Greek to me
My uncle Stavros from the chip shop will teach you :-p
thanks to all who responded to the faith/deity issue. This site is probably not ideal for continuing the bigger debate, so having made my plea I am happy to let the matter rest. Cheers guys and COYS !!!
You speak with the Devil’s forked tongue. Yea verily. COYMFCBS
Hello?
Ahh, there you are… about time you emerged from your hiding place in the toilets of the Bill Nicholson Suite
been through the god does’nt exist part of life.with all the usual get out clauses to justify why I believe he doesnt exist.Its for all to find out one way or another.Not for serious discussion here,but will say that H has every right to state his stance in whatever form of his creative outlet takes him as its part of his make up and is part of his make up that makes him enjoyable to read on this blog.It is a football blog and if faith or religion is relevant then it usually gets an airing one way or another.
I will say though that arrogance is a percieved perception.
A bang on liberal will scream from the rooftops for everyones rights until he meets someone with an opposite view,then will usually do and say everything they can to deny the opposite view.
If you read what Jesus said he was either right ,wrong or a lunatic. Arrogant even depending on your perception.
His squad of 12, he never lost the dressing room except the one that went after filthy luka, is that how you spell it?
Just out of interest it was Bill Nick that was one of the signposts in my life that led me to the faith I have now.Character and priciples that shaped and molde him to be the manger and person that he was.
A word of advice dont follow arry, Self serving is his BENT.KTF coys
Of course he’s lost the dressing room. He’s completely lost the plot too.
How can you tell players to show commitment when you yourself are showing none?
Modric, who is obviously just going through the motions now, was forced to stay, but good ol’ ‘Arry can just wave goodbye.
All the players who have been marginalised throughout the season, and are now being called upon to put a shift in, are either out of shape or just don’t give a shit. Probably both.
The squad is a shambles. A mish-mash of the marginalised, the careless, the legless, the hopeless and one two players of real quality who just aren’t being instructed properly.
It’s a fucking joke.
GET THIS CLOWN OUT NOW!
Arry will not just “walk away”. Levy will bleed the FA dry first, probably at the expense of Harry’s FA wage packet. There is no way the FA will pay him the £6m that Capello was getting PLUS whatever Levy demands as compo.
In fairness to Harry, for him he’s kept his gob pretty shut tight on the England situation…he’s talked more about signing Hazard and other such guff than he has about Eng.
Keep up the persecution of made up people HH. It worked for the Romans after all.
:daumen:
:-D
How very dare you insinuate that Jesus wasn’t real!? He is every bit as real as L. Ron Hubbard.
Scientology. I wanted to join them but I was deemed too tall. Splitters.