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Good morning.

Having relentlessly shredded our manager like he was going into a Hannibal Lecter type coleslaw …we have an FA Cup semi final looming.

Your Cheatski has no regard for human life, not even of his own. For this reason men, I want to impress upon you the need for extreme watchfulness. The enemy may come individually, or in strength. He may even appear in the form of Fernando Torres. But however we must stop him.

apologies to Gen. Jack D Ripper

Cheatski will be looking at Spurs and licking their lips at the very thought. And it’s difficult to oppose the optimism. Since di Matteo took over, the natural order at Second Hand Fridge has been restored. Nephew Fwank is going through the gears and the boy Torres is slowly but surely coming out of shell.

To add to the feel good factor, whoever wins this game faces either a hit and miss Everton or a dysfunctional Liverpool. I submit that who wins our game will win the Cup.

So will we lose? King being utterly knackered at a time when Dawson is out is nothing shy of disasterous. This leaves the way clear for Half Nelsen who I know some of you haven’t written off, but I’, genuinely struggling to see the good in. We looked like the Keystone Kops back there at the weekend.

Pathe News Boy ought to be rested and hopefully sitting out the Norwich game will have given Sandro an opportunity to refocus his mind. 

In the midfield, it’s fingers crossed. Will Modric sit centrally? Will Bale and Azza get told to play to their strengths or …not?

Up front it’s equally a lottery. Defoe as an impact sub is undoubtedly the way forward. Now I am convinced the Midget Gem would shake his head at the sound of this, but he needs to rethink that response. Let’s be brutally frank. He only scores goals. He invariably contributes bugger all to general game-play. In effect, he’s an assassin. In – kill – out. What would he rather do, ponce about for 90 minutes occasionally *ahem* getting caught offside, or zip on late and score?

Adebayor and Saha played well together once I know they did. I didn’t dream it, …did I? So they need the same class of supply at they got that day – all of the time. And less of this, ‘they don’t track back’ cobblers.

All the assets are there. It’s down to how they are managed on the day. Let me leave you with that chilling thought. And this corker of a picture highlighted by @SerfCity

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  • Dick Sctratcher says:

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    Harry in!

  • as we speak harry and kevin bond are extracting tactics for the chelsea game from a jamie oliver cook book

    • oooooooyouareawful says:

      or watching old Ken Dodd vids on Utube or as littlejohn would say ‘you couldnt make it up’

      but i like you…

    • Harry Hotspur says:

      Those two shysters couldn’t buy a bag of aniseed twists unsupervised … as they proved in Madrid link

      • Hartley says:

        had to laugh at the random ‘Cristiano Ronaldo scored the only goal of the game’ at the end…. :-D

  • nobby nobbs says:

    |The only way we can counter Matta and Cole is for lennon and Bale to play wide, a mad one now, how about Bale on the left and Lennon on the right.
    Surely it will be Kaboul and Gallas at the back.
    Modric has to play in the centre as do Parker and Sandro.
    Personally if Redknapp picks King Levy will have to overule him. Ive wanted King to retire for 2 seasons, not that he cant play 15 games a season in grand style but because it stops us developing a CB pairing. Ive banged on about this elsewhere but one last point..I deeply resent Ledley King being rolled out unfit , injured ,finished , so Redknapp can make a point.
    King is one of the best players to wear the shirt.,Redknapp is his own worst enemy..muggy turnout cnut.

  • elfranklins says:

    Ooh er Uncle here!
    Seems what we need is a bit of the dunkirk spirit, some unwavering support, some grit, some steel, some passion, determination, focus, a steely determination to win, a 12 hour ration pack and highly polished boots…in short…were devoid of most of the above and so consequently it would appear that we are absolutley fu**ked.

    I don’t want to be a damp squib but unless the boys get out there, bayonets fixed, thier voices gruff from the effects of the MOD issue dexedrin tablets and go in as an effective unit and are prepared to tackle, shoot, garote and kill the enemy (just not too close to the penalty area)then my friends, we shall al be singing the national anthem in Russian, whilst toasting the birth of old Joe Stalin with vodka by the pint!

    Must dash! marge has just found my stash of Vera Lynn nudie pics!

  • nobby nobbs says:

    elf… bang on the players have to look to themselves to win it with or without redders. How much for the pix ?

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