The following is an exclusive extract from the players’ meeting held at Chigwell today by Club Captain Ledley King. Given the very nature of this highly sensitive material, elements of it maybe inaccurate and it may also be partially or completely fabricated.
Ledley: Alright lads I fink you all know why I’ve called you all here…
Luka: You have new sexy film on telephone? *Makes horse neighing noise*
PNB : *low voice from back of group* Go straight to Broadmoor, do not pass Go, do not collect £200.
Ledley: Yeah, so er anyway we need to talk about the Norwich game and fink about how we push on from it really.
Bale: Where’s Arry?
Kyle: He’s filming.
Benny: He is looking for lady love on ‘The Undatables’ show, Lol.
Ledley: So guys it’s important that we all get together…
Brad: Can we do this tomorrow, I have a yoga class.
Modric: No like Star Wars *in falsetto voice* ‘You no my father’
Eunice: I bent my wookie.
Rafa: Guys, I think we know what the problems are and if we just…
Bale: I won’t lie to you, a witch hunt isn’t the way to do this.
Rafa: Gazza, no one you know, is focusing on you here, buddy.
PNB: No we’re saving that one for after the semi.
Defoe: Speaking of which, how is the wife?
Rafa: Eh? Look, we need to speak to Harry and discuss the shape and tactics.
Benny: When he comes back from dating show, Lol.
Sandro: I think we need to play with more width.
Jake: That’s what she said…
Ledley: I fink it’s important we pull together. Remember why we’re here.
Nelsen: We should really wait til Harold gets back.
Jake: Mr Bishop, to you son.
Ledley: Please boys, we need to really rally here and make sure that we can kick on for these last few games…
Defoe: To be fair, I just need more game time, you know what I mean? I’m a machine, man.
Kyle: Yeah, a Sinclair C5.
Defoe: Nice one, Forest.
Rafa: Boys the best teams in the world play very simply. Best players in best positions and for each other.
Bale: I’m really focused on that level, playing at the very top flight I am.
Tim Sherwood: Alright chaps, who fancies practicing some corners?
The image from the WW2 sports flick ties spot on wiv the transscript. I wonder where was the illustrious on loanee during this passage of communication? Flossing his teeth in the gents?
Sense of humour in times of peril are paramount to keep the Dunkirk Spirit for the up/down hill run in.
Hey, I’m iver too
Come on lads, we can’t have all this in-fighting it’s rubbing off on our beloved Spurs.
Get it together and support our team.
COYS!!!
Maybe we should call a meeting about it
Somehow, I Feel like less of an Ivor then the rest :blush:
Anyone seen me hat? :-(
HH Keep up the good work, but a touch of accented dialogue would go down a treat.
This was good http://youtu.be/dA-DuGGCf68
Class :D
Heehee, made me laugh. Could have sworn the type cast was what he was saying.
Who broke whose arm in this team meeting then?
The image from the WW2 sports flick ties spot on wiv the transscript. I wonder where was the illustrious on loanee during this passage of communication? Flossing his teeth in the gents?
Sense of humour in times of peril are paramount to keep the Dunkirk Spirit for the up/down hill run in.