Good morning.
A four day weekend in some parts of the world. Triffic.
He’s been a busy little bar steward that Slaven Bilic. The Croatian coach has been paving his way into Levy & Co.’s hearts by publicly urging the boy Modric to stop at Spurs and not be distracted by the bright lights of Second Hand Fridge.
I’m not sure about doing your urging in public. This is White Hart Lane, not Hampstead Heath.
And now he’s revealed his ambitions to become Arry’s replacement. He told the Metro or somebody who then told the the world’s press…
‘I would be very interested in being the Tottenham manager, they are a major club with a bright future. But Daniel Levy needs to be convinced I am the man for the job.
Everyone knows huge clubs are interested in Luka but what I told him is that he should not forget how big Tottenham are.’
Well Slaven my old mate, maybe a shrewd move on saving the price of a stamp by submitting your application via the press, but I’m struggling to see how you’d be up to the task.
His managerial record is a bit thin and I’m unconvinced he’s the right man for the job. My suspicions were first aroused when I noticed he plays a guitar like a roadie tuning one up.
I reckon we should get Lemmy from Motörhead as manager. He could teach Gareth Bale how to stick to chugging up the white lines.
Yeah, I don’t like this freebase role…
Stay on the left and on the odd occasion cut in and give it a good smack with the right foot..
The Ace of Spurs…. :whistle:
You do all realise that if Bilic got the Spurs job he’d make Ratboy and Kranjcar play together every week (whereas ‘Arry only employs them in the same side so he can bemoan our options and excuse a midfield trampling), flip-flop-footed Charlie Corluka would be recalled in place of young Kyle Walker and GrandBrad would be pensioned off to create a second chance for Striped Pettycoater? Of course he might also attract the likes of Olic, Yelavic, Ballic and Rsic (OK I’m making them up now). ;-)
Load of Ballics…
We’re getting Moaninho. I can feel it.
Yea,there is a lot of Moaninho on ear :finn:
No way Jose’ :winke:
Bilic Bolocs