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Good afternoon.

No, me neither. I’m not quite sure was the most futile investment of my time today. Having to stand in the same room as a property agent who thought she was having a conversation with me as she was talking or sit and watch our lot wander about aimlessly for the bulk of 93 minutes.

Old man Steptoe’s line in Live Now, P.A.Y.E. Later, ‘We was lions …led by donkeys’ when describing the gruesomeness of trench warfare to a tax inspector sprang to mind. About 50 times…

Yes, Chris Foy was irritating. But in this pre video technological age in which we live it’s about as useful as saying rain is a bit wet. But to to review this game as a homage to Martin O’Neil would be ridiculous.

Bale fannying about everywhere apart from where he should have been was insufferable. I’m sick of him being indulged. The consequences of this ego driven clown is we get A&E as our left winger. A wonderful character, but a man employed to be a bloody defender.

On the right, Field Marshall Redschnapps also supports the insane notion that Walker is fit to be our right winger. Again, another man in, ‘beyond pay grade territory.’ 

Or do you see every player in the Lilywhite as a potential ‘Hollywood’ player? I’d be fascinated to hear that argument.  Jesus wept.

The sooner the man that buried Portsmouth, did his best to wreck West Ham and is now making a concerted effort to scupper us is gone the better.

‘Oh but he’s been a revelation! You don’t have a clue what you’re talking about!’ 

The revelation is that this squad would have achieved more this season with Ian Dowie in charge. Dowie’s a man as thick as congealed paint but even he would would have told Bale to naff of with the Ronaldo impressions that don’t work, will never work. And are wasting everyone’s time.

The charge against Arry is failing to manage. He’s been found guilty, yet again.

The England job? Yes please. He’s so lost in the Lollypop Land fantasy of it all he genuinely thinks Bobby Moore’s waiting for him in some secret mahogany lined room at the FA with a half of Watney’s Red Barrel and a wink and smile for him.

Redschnapp’s substitutions stank to high heaven of inadequacy.  They were too late…

Spurs might, just might muddle through to a Champions League spot. If they do, Arry will win only 2nd Prize In A Beauty Contest as Kenny Dalglish scored 1st prize for the magnificent, no historic Carling Cup win against Cardiff.

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  • A_Felching says:

    When did they start Knighting chaps who can ride a bike fast ?

  • onedavemackay says:

    Harry Hotspur Reply:
    April 8th, 2012 at 11:12 am

    ODM, I didn’t suggest sending courier pigeons to Santini or Ramos. You must be having one of your Idris ginger beer induced moments of flashbackery. I was just highlighting the fact that whoever replaces Harry may not be an improvement as the past demonstrates

    Arry has a fabulous squad who are being mismanaged. By him and his nodding dog assistants. A fabulous squad that was in some part put together by our current manager and other players that have played far better under Harry than previous gaffers.

    Andannuverfing… just because we were mid table for a generation, why ought that somehow be a benchmark now? We deserve better given the resources.

    Mid table mediocrity is only a bench mark of our improvement not where we aspire to. As I see it we have improved every season since HRs arrival. As I mentioned earlier our resources[ i.e. the players] have generally responded well to England’s next great manger

    I think Harry has made mistakes but who hasn’t ? Wenger ? Mancini? Mourinho? Fergie ?

    I think the Harry out stuff is a waste of space for two reasons. The first being that he’s odds on to be gone soon anyway. The second that there is no available replacement that anyone of us knows for sure would improve things. And don’t tell me Mourinho would come to Spurs that just ain’t gonna happen
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  • melcyid says:

    top top moaning :daumen:

  • Eyeball Paul says:

    A couple of bold facts from the Sunderland game:

    1. When VDV is not in the mood / in the game, he contributes nothing
    2. Our midfield does not contribute enough goals

    Onwards:
    Arsenal have two potential banana skins to overcome: Chelski (h) and Stoke (a)….We must be in with a shout of capitalising should they drop points …..

    Bring on a goal fest at the Lane on Monday – goal difference may come into play in the end….

    Eyeballer’s Team to play Norwich on Monday:
    Grandad
    Benny Gallas King Walker
    Bale (if fit) Moddle Sandro Lennon
    Defoe Adebayor

    • LosLorenzo says:

      Bale/Benny Sue right, Azza/Texas Ranger left? Or am I looking at it wrong and you want Brad up top with JD & Adeboy in goal?

      Or am I just being difficult ;-)

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