Good morning.
The Midget Gem is in the papers again amid allegations of unauthorised swordsmanship in a Newcastle hotel with some model called Laura Brown. I bet the irony of Alexadra Burke’s recent pop lament, ‘Elephant In The Room’ was missed by all concerned.
And Kyle Walker says that the England snub has put a spring in everyone’s step. My guess is that prior to the Fulham game our chairman will be offering to freely insert a high powered rocket or two somewhere a little more intimate.
Here’s the survey HERE And I’ll run the results towards the end of the day.
In other news, Vidal Sassoons funeral won’t be televised. It’ll be just the highlights.
Oops. Soz.
Anybody?? Thankyou, youv’e been a great audience…
Full bodied,because his worth it
Vidal Sassoon has dyed?
Well obviously.
Boom. Boom.
How much is Gomes on a week? 40k? He has to go! And clear out some midfield, Adabayor for the right cash would be perfect and another new striker. Rotate the squad and we’ll rule London.