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Good evening.

I have given a name to my pain and it is yet another anti Christ of modern football …Gareth Bale’s agent.  Let me introduce you to Mr Jonathan Barnet.

Here’s his CV!

People plaque like this need flushing back down the smelly pipe from whence they sadly emerged. 

We the poor schmucks that weekly pay a rather decent chap with perhaps inarguable good intent are now subject to a parasite …and that’s simply not on.

Gareth. A plea from me,  from the hearts of all of us, mate … Lose this idiot and focus on being the best that you can be for us. Play to your innate strengths and once you’ve genuinely caught the the attention of the world’s media, then we’ll talk.

We’re Tottenham, my old son. We’ve never been pretentious. We’ve always respected ambition. So tell your boy to wind his neck in.

There’s a love.. eh? 

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  • melcyid says:

    Bale needs to change his agent,Sacha Baron Cohen would make a good publicist/agent.
    I heard that his next film is going to be called
    “THE FACKIN FOOTBALL MANAGER” based on the exploits of one arry redscnappers, the script writer already assigned is our very own Mus. :hae:

  • Dutchcourage says:

    Agents are Manantues on footballers backs hitching a ride through life making loads of wonga. If we lose Bale we will fuck someone’s finances up with the new Ufa rules kicking in this year. This is why i don’t believe there will be many big transfers in the summer but there will be more trading of players. What we have to worry about is Bale Modric and Ady missing chances to get us fourth or third to give them an excuse to ask for a move that’s my worry.

  • HR's fan. says:

    How long he have left on his contract?

  • Hartley says:

    Bale out!

  • BrisbaneSpur says:

    He’s over rated. People talk about him in the same breath as Messi or Ronaldo on occasion. Completely different player as his performances in the middle have shown. Unfortuantely he belives in his own exagerated hype !!

    If he wants to go – 50m good money, get rid, he aint all that…

    Whats he got left on his contract, 2 years?

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