Well hello Dolly.
The Daily Star is jackanape central, eh? Jermaine J**** being lined up to replace Joseph Barton at Queens Park Rangers. And to get suspicious readers into the zone, they’ve even run the piece accompanied by a snap of the Tottingham dynamo sporting a moustache.
In next week’s Daily Star, Des O’Connor to replace Slur Alex.
Jan Vertonghen’s getting as restless over his transfer as most Spurs fans.
“I’ve said repeatedly that Tottenham are my first choice, but the talks haven’t progressed,” said centre-back Vertonghen, 25.
“They have shown me around, I have met all their key people and their chairman came to meet me on Monday. But Arsenal want me too.
They remain a possibility if my Spurs move falls through, as Ajax are asking €15m for me.”
Ordinarily this sort of whoring gets right up my hooter. But whilst €15m is probably more than the value of everything I own, relatively it’s chicken feed.
After watching Gary Cahill take about a fortnight to look like he had been playing for the Blue Racists forever, it would be seriously unfunny to watch another vital addition end up in enemy hands.
Cant say I agree with moving Lennon on, one of our key players imo
William Shatner hosted “Have I Got News For you”.As he introduced Andy Hamilton as a Chelsea fan, he said “He will play badly all night but probably win in the end”. I’m off to play Diablo III now. It’s the only time I ever get to see Red Devils get the **** kicked out of them.
15 mil is “probably” more than you own Harry?
Blimey the advertising space in Hotspur land must be more profitable than I thought. Perhaps you could buy Greece and build a new stadium on the Parthenon?
I will come away feeling better; I never get around to writing.