Hello fun seekers.
First up a huge thank you for yesterdays comments. I put that picture up without thinking it through. I hesitate to say innocently, even. In my defence how could anyone have known how funny a seemingly a pretty dull picture of a few men stood about a ten year old Merc could be?
After sleeping on it, my best guess is that this was an Earth Wind & Fire tribute band being told there was no ‘arrangement’ with with the pub next door and …’all this is permit holders only, sir’.
I see in today’s Redschnapps Bugle The Sun that the Arry camp are repeating the same damage limitation tactics they employed in relation to his non-appointment as England manager.
Apparently Arry is contributing to the delay in him being given the opportunity to build a dynasty as he’s a very expensive commodity. If you have recently undergone electroconvulsive therapy then this makes a lot of sense.
Levy feels Redknapp was responsible for failing to secure a top-three finish and a guarantee of Champions League football because he was distracted by talk of becoming the next England manager.
This is harrowingly accurate. Clearly this bit wasn’t proof read.
But the Redknapp camp insist the target issued by the chairman was a top-four finish and that it was hardly his fault Chelsea became kings of Europe to pip Spurs to the fourth Champions League spot.
Oh I see, this is like you were supposed to collect the kids from school and bring them home. Nobody said anything about not giving them them beer and cigarettes in the car on the way.
In spite of heart surgery and a gruelling court case earlier this year, Redknapp remains committed to transforming Tottenham into regular Champions League contenders.
Oh please, not the health card again. And the reason his court case ever existed in the first place and was grueling or otherwise is because of the utterly bizarre manner he conducted his personal finances.
And, deep down, Levy knows he will have to tread carefully because Redknapp remains very popular with the White Hart Lane faithful.
HahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahaHahahhahahahahahahhahahahaha
Back in the real world, Brazil got beat 2-0 last night and the game threw up two goals of interest. Here’s Leandro Dimebar for starters. It was erroneously called as being offside.
And next up is a sex on toast like finish from the boy Giovanni Dos Santos.
As that ball went in; if you were able to tune into a frequency not too dissimilar to the one which dogs can hear, you would have just catch Arry saying, ‘Well he bladdy well doesn’t do anyfink like that for us.’
And so I rest my case, m’lud.
Harrys only defence….
WHO ME?????????????
Not true. He also has “I can barely read” and “it was my dog wot did it” as fallbacks.
The arrogance of Harold-Red-of-Snapps, is amazing; he’s getting his cohorts, in the press to express the ‘opinions,’ of the white hart lane faithful. Telling the Spurs fans what to think, by proxy. Absolutely stunning.
‘Arry’s PR campaign (by his mates in Fleet Street)are also giving us the ‘Bale might leave if ‘Arry does’ line yet again.
They don’t even bother to quote Bale,.his agent or any source for this latest bit of crap.
I had been wondering where he was but ‘Arry has obviously decided to play the PR game with Levy from deep behind the barricades i.e out of sight and sound for now.
AS for DS he is another Adel/The Prince – talented but has other faults that make him difficult to play in a League where effort is always rated higher than the skill factor(rightly in most cases).
Most likely his PR guy has told Arry to keep his mouth shut, stay well away from any microphones and let him leak out pertinent ‘info’.
The Bale story is a real peach. He’s so distraught about the idea of a new manager coming in and perhaps instructing him to play on the left that he’s actually had to take a holiday!
A new one just appeared that Levy and Arry are at odds over Pienaar. Apparently Levy is pissed off that he wasn’t used and if he is going to sell him he wants to make a profit, but Arry just wants the 2m as quick as possible so he can spaff it on Joe Cole asap
You also forget Harry left bale out of the team for nearly 18 months with only bae going to the africanations cup getting him back in.. He was on his way to forest apparently..Harry knows his shit, to hold a talent like that back to increase his ability , drive and desire shows he is one of the best coaches in world football..
I fear that the press have bigged Redknapp up enough, constantly stating that he’s popular and performed a miracle at WHL, enough so, in fact, that Daniel Levy may buy it.
If they did a poll then there would be more people upset that he’s staying than upset that he left. I would happily get on with my life if Redknapp stays and I think that he will, but if he left I would in fact be happy, or at least nervously excited about who our replacement will be.
My philosophy is that we should get rid of people at the club before they become a problem. We may have achieved our target of ‘top four’ this season, but we failed to take opportunities that arose along the way. We had a 13 point advantage over Arsenal that we threw away. That’s unforgivable, regardless of the targets set at the start of the season. The equivalent would be an F1 driver, expected to come 4th in a race at the start STILL coming 4th, despite the 3 in front of him having engine and gear box issues for the first 10 laps. Targets change with circumstance. Arsenal got off to their worst Premier League start – something that wasn’t taking into consideration when our targets were set. We underachieved, no doubt.
Lost: one gentleman’s bicycle. Last seen outside Tesco in Anerley High Street. Reward for safe return.
It’s not the Exchange and Mart guy, is it?
I have it on good authority he was seen loitering in the area at the time. I’d rather not say any more without a lawyer present.