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The 10 O’Clocker: An ITK Frances De La Tour De Force

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Good evening.

Some more bones and over ripe vegetables to throw into your transfer window stock as you quite naturally ask yourself, ‘why me and what’s with the stock, it’s June?’

This from the secure unit of the Tottingham message board that is FTL and a geezer wot intros the goods wiv …’Has never sent me anything like this before and dunno where he would’ve got it from so take it as you please:’ 

  • Vertonghen WILL be a Spurs player come July 1st? 
  •  Sig WILL be a Spurs player come July 1st? 
  • Loic Remy WILL be a spurs player come July 10th (delays in agreeing terms)? 
  • Modric WILL be sold to Real Madrid (£30m + Sahin) by July 9th? 
  • AVB WILL be Spurs manager on July 1st? 
  • we WILL be signing with our MAJOR sponsor/investor for naming rights on July 15th? 
  • Stadium work WILL be commencing July 27th after the signing of the final contracts.? 
  • 2 x more MAJOR signings WILL be made before July 18th
Oh yes. And can whoever it was that grassed Spurs Odious’ webmaster Paul Smith up to the Premier League for publishing next seasons fixtures please make themselves known to Reception. Hilarious prank, my name was mentioned alas kudos to whoever thought it would be funny…

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  • Legoverlass says:

    It would be encouraging to imagine Bale has signed an extension because he is excited about the prospect of all the “new” developments at the club…. however I suspect this is a Levy initiative to maximise his sell on value and he has probably said to Bale stay here another season and I will extend your contract terms and if you want to go next summer then you can and you will get a much bigger slice of the pie as a percentage if your contract value is higher. I cannot be seen to let you go this season as I am selling Modric and i wouldnt be able to keep the supporters on side and the season ticket revenues up if I sold you as well ..

  • kojac says:

    July is when things happen that have been agreed apart from at spurs that is :angry:

    glad to see bale signing a bit surprised really although i don’t know how long he had left,he had to get a pay rise and means we will get top dollar when he flies,

    maybe we will get a madrid player if we sell modric and promise first call on bale,this must be when secret handshakes are done

    just hope we get a manager vwery quickly as we will be playing catch up as usual

  • Exchange & Mart says:

    Just slightly off the mark, but not bad all the same.

  • LH says:

    Hmm, somehow I think the 30mil plus Sahin is bogus, which brings into question all the other points. Vert seems far from done, Remy seems to be a hang over from Harry so don’t see this happening any time soon. Sig maybe, two more major signings by mid July… Who can possibly know this yet not know the names?? Any prob no Sahin… http://www.metro.co.uk/sport/football/903538-nuri-sahin-squashes-chance-of-spurs-switch-with-real-madrid-pledge?

    • LLL says:

      The biggest hint that this a load of complete bollocks is the thing about building commencing on the NLP development. Total fabrication.

    • cookiebun says:

      Anyone who gives The Metro as an information reference will believe anything. The Metro is a free London Comic, nothing else.

      • LH says:

        As opposed to someone who believes ITK as above… Because that is clearly coming from a more credible source??? I don’t get some people’s logic. I could not give a rats ass about the metro, what I do care about are Sahin’s quotes in the artical, and if they have been fabricated by the metro then they would be committing slander. I highly doubt that even the metro would go that far. Therefor it relates directly to the Modric transfer and to the ITK above and my original post. As a free thinking human being it is your choice to internally dismiss or approve of any article you read, but to dismiss something so wholeheartedly and to wrongly criticise me publicaly for posting it not only demonstrates to me your lack of respect but also your overall lack of intelligence. have a nice day.

  • chiversmetimbers says:

    must be killing Redcnut to not be able to talk about Spurs anymore….Looks like Levy must have had him sign a “shut yer cakehole” agreement to get his pay off…perfick!

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