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The 10 O’Clocker: An ITK Frances De La Tour De Force

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Good evening.

Some more bones and over ripe vegetables to throw into your transfer window stock as you quite naturally ask yourself, ‘why me and what’s with the stock, it’s June?’

This from the secure unit of the Tottingham message board that is FTL and a geezer wot intros the goods wiv …’Has never sent me anything like this before and dunno where he would’ve got it from so take it as you please:’ 

  • Vertonghen WILL be a Spurs player come July 1st? 
  •  Sig WILL be a Spurs player come July 1st? 
  • Loic Remy WILL be a spurs player come July 10th (delays in agreeing terms)? 
  • Modric WILL be sold to Real Madrid (£30m + Sahin) by July 9th? 
  • AVB WILL be Spurs manager on July 1st? 
  • we WILL be signing with our MAJOR sponsor/investor for naming rights on July 15th? 
  • Stadium work WILL be commencing July 27th after the signing of the final contracts.? 
  • 2 x more MAJOR signings WILL be made before July 18th
Oh yes. And can whoever it was that grassed Spurs Odious’ webmaster Paul Smith up to the Premier League for publishing next seasons fixtures please make themselves known to Reception. Hilarious prank, my name was mentioned alas kudos to whoever thought it would be funny…

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  • JoshSpurs says:

    Hearing reports from an ITK that you’ve opened a restaurant HH – Can you confirm?

    http://harryhotspur.co.uk/1.htm

  • Ita great that Bale signed on.He is a good boy that Bale. He must have been promised more that just the money and toldsome stuff.
    Its encouranging.

    Well Done Daniel!!!

  • Is it possible that this Modric to Real angle is really a Mourinho to Tottenham angle under the guise of a Modric to Real angle?

    • Minionas says:

      I’ll have cream cheese with mine. ;)

    • Boy Charioteer says:

      What, you mean like exchanging American and Russian spies at Checkpoint Charlie except that it wasn’t the people that you first thought of, because one of them was a mole or a trai… sorry about this nonsense, I’ve been drinking at home because we had a thunderstorm in the Midlands.

      • I spoke to L,BC and he told me to keep mum,so I tied her up and put her in the bathroom and told her not to tell me the truth about what we are doing for next season.
        I cant take the intrigue.Its getting worse.The moles are all growing beyond what moles look like and I should verify their stories beforre taking them verbatim,BC.
        That leaves me total speculation. Im afraid BC we are back to square one which is where I started.
        If I go back three spaces,it surely starts the regression but we could possibly land back in 1962 in a fish restaunt in Whitechapel road called Johhny Isaacs where I first heard that we signed Jimmy Greaves.

        • Boy Charioteer says:

          Beware of men in white macs and sunglasses, who speak with a Michael Caine accent.

        • Did you see Tailor,Tinker,Soldier,Spy?
          It was the most incoherent film Ive ever seen in my life.
          It remindedme of us and our season.Totally incoherent.
          In the theatre nobody left. They all stayed and I thought that it must be me.
          When the film ended I said to my wife (but a little louder so the people around me could hear) ‘This is the most incoherent movie Ive ever seen’ all the people around us saidthat they couldnt understand one thing (it was in welsh by the way).
          and to the moral of the story.
          Really this has been our season and our year.And now the end is near….wait its not over yet…maybe it is…oh no maybe its not….it is now…no it isnt.

        • Minionas says:

          Sometimes I read and forget what site I’m on and what I want to discover. Today is one of them days!

      • Memory loss Minionas?????

        You may be Jason Bourne

        • melcyid says:

          or what about Ken Barlow he’s been in coronation st for 50 yrs.I wonder if he knows he’s also Bill Roache

  • david says:

    Beckham left out of the GB football squad. Maybe we are taking it seriously then.

  • Chrispurs says:

    I hope it all pans out; but I did read Bale say: ‘I want to stay, and develop my game some more.’ I’m not quite sure, what that means but, I don’t think it bodes well. I guess we’ll see.

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