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The 10 O’Clocker: An ITK Frances De La Tour De Force

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Good evening.

Some more bones and over ripe vegetables to throw into your transfer window stock as you quite naturally ask yourself, ‘why me and what’s with the stock, it’s June?’

This from the secure unit of the Tottingham message board that is FTL and a geezer wot intros the goods wiv …’Has never sent me anything like this before and dunno where he would’ve got it from so take it as you please:’ 

  • Vertonghen WILL be a Spurs player come July 1st? 
  •  Sig WILL be a Spurs player come July 1st? 
  • Loic Remy WILL be a spurs player come July 10th (delays in agreeing terms)? 
  • Modric WILL be sold to Real Madrid (£30m + Sahin) by July 9th? 
  • AVB WILL be Spurs manager on July 1st? 
  • we WILL be signing with our MAJOR sponsor/investor for naming rights on July 15th? 
  • Stadium work WILL be commencing July 27th after the signing of the final contracts.? 
  • 2 x more MAJOR signings WILL be made before July 18th
Oh yes. And can whoever it was that grassed Spurs Odious’ webmaster Paul Smith up to the Premier League for publishing next seasons fixtures please make themselves known to Reception. Hilarious prank, my name was mentioned alas kudos to whoever thought it would be funny…

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  • EssexRocks says:

    Where’d you get the picture of my mum?

    I hope all of that is true.

  • elfranklins says:

    Moders off – for sure ….
    The rest just sounds like “My ideal Spurs xmas stocking” but in reality when I get past the highly sought after spud gun and small bagged air fix Panzer tank, there will surely just be an over-ripe orange and an apple at the bottom – just like every year…..still i hope that every year the fruit will be replaced with gold chocolate coins!

  • Klinsi Klinik says:

    What, no comment about Bales contract extension ? Reckon the lad likes what he’s been told in the background…could be as good as you suggest HH…

    • Frontwheel 2 says:

      That’s exactly what I was thinking,Bale must Know whats happening and it must be good,God knows how we managed to keep Bale after Twitchy bollocks got his just desserts :whistle:

    • 4 Ever Hopeful says:

      Apparently Bale’s extension isn’t valid. He was supposed to sign and date it in the box on the left of the page but dragged his pen across the paper, left squiggles going nowhere in the middle of the page and ended up signing in the box on the right side. Word is that some geezer named Arry told him where to sign.

  • believe me i know....... says:

    how many of these ITKs are actually right? they just guess and sometimes get lucky, i know a player at spurs personally yet he don’t know nothing regarding who we are buying so how do they? how many of these so called ITKs told us bale was signing a new deal? its been going on for 4 weeks yet nobody had a clue? really are ITK don’t you think?

    • Simon says:

      Great post. Spot on.

      • nickster says:

        exactly right. hh is a bigger chancer than his old mate, hr.

        • Jay says:

          A guy called Roger Morgan called Bales new contract on June 16th on Spurs Community ITK section, just google it and scroll through.

          Also Akqayid backed this up a few days later.

          I follow them and believe there work but I cant see the Modric and Sahin deal working, also doubt we will sig Remy even though he is the closest thing to hENRY IN STYLE i HAVE SEEN

    • skankehmonkeh says:

      So he knows something eh? Would love to know what it is he knows. Share the wealth man, share the wealth.

    • Jamie says:

      I share your reservations, but in fairness a couple of them did call the Bale thing 2/3 weeks ago, just none in the past few days.

    • `rich g says:

      i believe that you know , i actually have tea with Daniel every thursday

      • Eyeball Paul aka The Eyeballer says:

        Danny is the only true ITK – all the others are just full of horse manure…

        Unless it comes from Danny, it aint worth reading

    • Da mighty G says:

      An ITK I read, said AVB about 10 days ago, Sigurdsson a week and half ago, bale to sign a 4 yr deal on Tuesday,
      I laughed at it until bale signed a 4yr deal.

    • nipper says:

      …if your player ‘don’t know nothing,’ that means he knows something. Or haven’t you heard of double negatives and how to write English?

  • Mattspurs says:

    Sounds good to me

    We even signed that welsh winger today from under the noses of Barca, Man U, Man City and Real. Wonder if the new manager will play him on the left?

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