Good evening.
Some more bones and over ripe vegetables to throw into your transfer window stock as you quite naturally ask yourself, ‘why me and what’s with the stock, it’s June?’
This from the secure unit of the Tottingham message board that is FTL and a geezer wot intros the goods wiv …’Has never sent me anything like this before and dunno where he would’ve got it from so take it as you please:’
- Vertonghen WILL be a Spurs player come July 1st?
- Sig WILL be a Spurs player come July 1st?
- Loic Remy WILL be a spurs player come July 10th (delays in agreeing terms)?
- Modric WILL be sold to Real Madrid (£30m + Sahin) by July 9th?
- AVB WILL be Spurs manager on July 1st?
- we WILL be signing with our MAJOR sponsor/investor for naming rights on July 15th?
- Stadium work WILL be commencing July 27th after the signing of the final contracts.?
- 2 x more MAJOR signings WILL be made before July 18th
Oh yes. And can whoever it was that grassed Spurs Odious’ webmaster Paul Smith up to the Premier League for publishing next seasons fixtures please make themselves known to Reception. Hilarious prank, my name was mentioned alas kudos to whoever thought it would be funny…
One of the other “major” signings will be Daniel Sturridge, assuming AVB is our manager on July 1st.
Pep will sign for us soon! AVB smokescreen
No…I have heard that Jesus Christ (who is a jew) will smite the empty-crates with a ball of houmous and reinstate Gazza as the son of God!…..well….his brother basically!
Who believes this “ITK” crap!?? They are either:
1) Total fantasists.
2) Idiots who trawl blogs and forums and summarise the drivel posted on them for us… using “I am ITK” to give it some validity.
3) The work experience tea-boy at WHL.
Wasn’t it someone “inside WHL” last year who told us that they had “just booked Berbatov a train ticket to London”…… Yeah. Ok.
That is just silly. Everyone knows Berba does not train.
Not since they abolished the smoking carriages, anyway.
I work on the gates at WHL and I’ve just seen AVB giving Messi a piggy-back into the stadium. They will both be Spurs by 9am tomorrow.
Piggy-back or piggy-bank?
My dad is Daniel Levy’s GP. Apparently Modric is going to retire this summer and his sister is going to see out the rest of his contract at spurs.