Good morning.
Let’s kick off with the football headline of the week, ‘Tykes Sphinx Mido deal is on’ courtesy of Football365.com which heralds the imminent return to the UK of the onetime Tottenham legend. Mido was another one wasn’t he? Threatened to be the next big thing and …see what I did there?
Modric’s name has been taken in vain again, the poor hen. This time on Spurs Odious with Roger Daily Mail Morgan suggesting that he’s off to Real Madrid for €38M. Is this true? Who knows? What is known is that the press were so determined to keep the Chelsea story going they fabricated 90% of the saga last year that the fact they only bid a little over£25M for him got lost in the mix.
Modric clearly has ambitions beyond our budget and if he’s serious about this Chicken Badge allergy then perhaps we should take this on the chin and say well it’s better than staring at him running about in a Cheatski blouse.
Elsewhere we have the rumour that resurfaces like the Loch Ness monster. Which is to say always from murky waters and during a time of the year where the heavyweight headlines are about hosepipe bans and TOWIE stars getting trapped in tanning booths.
Will it be AEG that buy ENIC out? His Imperial Majesty Sheikh Ma Nuggets or member of One Direction (the one with the lazy eye). All mickey taking to one side, there is such a vast gulf in the money THFC actually has and what is needed to make the NPD happen I wouldn’t fall over if there was something in all this.
Andrea Villas Boas has made history by threatening to quit as our coach before actually being appointed. This decisive, swashbuckling style is precisely what we’ve been missing. But it’s been reported that he is genuinely naffed off that we have, ‘Been speaking to about ten people.’ That’s showbusiness, my old son.
I have an Uncle
Roger.
I get that.
United Network Command for Law and Enforcement.
I’m with you Mr. Waverley!
Shhh – that was code for Levy to respond using his hidden monicker – now everyone know Levyis actually Exchange & Mart
Is the bike…Modric?
The bike is sold – if you ITK me, if you know what I mean – ladies crossbeam going into defensive mode, while the spokes are being pushed up the orifice of Ganges
Mark my words…
The bike will be for sale again…
in the future.
And at a very ludicrous price.
How is Ilya after his accident?
I will mark your words out of 10 just like dear old Nursie did
The bike has a flat, though is being pumped as we speak
in the future is what I have eaten already
a ludicrous price is paying for chips using a fish credit card and battering the waitress
Ilya let you know
It’s too quiet…somethings going on…
Levy’s round the back of the synagogue having a smoke with Abramovich, getting the lowdown on Arrogant Verbose Brat
If you’re going to talk anagramish, you lot need to visit…
http://www.footballjokes.co.uk/anagrams/index.html
I must say in is unusually quiet, there hasn’t been a good piece of false itk for a while now… Calm before the storm? Who am I kidding its more like a mild breeze and we are already in it…
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