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Good morning comrades.

Citizen Modric has returned to training. The only minor issue being that he’s doing his in a different country to the rest of the first team squad. According to the OS, the Croatian Crackerhead was at The Lodge yesterday.

‘The player is under club discipline. The chairman feels the way he has behaved is not common, professional behaviour. 

This was without question prompted by the cold hard cash haemorrhaging from his salary and without being over-dramatic it’s time to face facts and the little fella is now dead to us.

This is Berbatov Part2. 

‘We’ve been open with him, saying we are ready to listen to offers for him, which is uncommon.

It’s difficult to put a cigarette paper between this situation and that of the Bulgarian. The core difference is that unlike Slur Alex’s gentle massaging of the press, we’ve yet to really have any comment from The Special One.

‘He’s had a lot of interest in him before but he has behaved very professionally. This is the first time he has acted like this. We don’t know what sort of advice he is receiving.

I can tell you one thing. This  era of players going on strike will be a short one. The next generation of footballer contracts won’t be as naive. No play, no pay. 

Modric has buckled; it is absolutely vital that the club crush his dreams of manipulating this situation further. Spurs are under no obligation to sell at any price. Spurs are under no obligation to be held to ransom.  

The obvious issue is how long Spurs can afford to have £30m+ worth of ‘stock’ sitting in the warehouse?

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  • This is from one of Harry’s ITK’s who has been able to watch Modric in action at the lane. Sorry no pictures but we do have commentary.

    ‘Modric has the ball,a brilliant pass to Modric who turns and plays it back to Modric,he puts on a spurt beats the defender Modric and pushes over to the wing where he runs to save it from going out of bounds,controls it and pushes it inside to Modric’

    Its really no different than what usually happens when we have our full team playing.

  • Exchange & Mart says:

    HH………….I thought I did the bike jokes?

  • Gus says:

    Nevermind players who don’t want to at Spurs, what is the word on Lloris and Ade? Things have been too quiet for too long and our strikeforce currently consists of Defoe, J

    • Hartley says:

      Haven’t you heard? Next season we are going to be feasting on a diet of ‘own goals’ and ‘set pieces’…

  • FreundsArbeitArmy says:

    Shame the little fcukstick is acting like a 10 year-old, considering we gave him his break in Europe. As said in the quotes, have to wonder about his advisors/agents, although it seems like he has enough brains to think for himself. Hopefully will all get sorted soon enough, unsure about Mountinho as replacement however. Would rather invest in two strikers and hope Huddles keeps fit, VDV and Gylfi step up to the plate and Livermore keeps developing. all in all, plenty to look forward to.

    • daytripper11 says:

      Crap, I totally forgot about Jake. Which is a shame, because his performance in the second Manure match was considerably better than any of Modders’ all season. His poise and ball distribution in that match were on par with Modders performances in the Euros.

      Maybe thats why Luka wants out so bad? He knows with Jake, Thudd and Sandro on his heals, he is quickly going to be surpassed and rendered irrelevant here.

      If Jake keeps developing this season at the pace he developed last season, he will become the best attacking central mid in the league.

  • rogerspurs says:

    Daniel Levy: ” Luka, you’re nothing to me now. You’re not a brother, you’re not a friend. I don’t want to know you or what you do. I don’t want to see you at the hotels, I don’t want you near my house. When you see our manager, I want to know a day in advance, so I won’t be there. You understand?”
    Send him out fishing on Lake Tahoe with one of the ‘security staff’. Let’s have an end to it. The chicken badge bites back.

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