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Hugo Lloris Will Unquestionably And Without Doubt Be Wearing The Shirt Of A Football Team Next Season

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Good afternoon.

Yesterday got into a spot of trouble on Twitter for having the affront to Tweet ***** and ask him to stop nicking a salary under false pretenses from us. I don’t make a habit of approaching celebs on there. Well I called David Baddiel a middle class beardy. And I asked Claudine Keane if she and Bob had ever considered a suicide pact …ah hold up, it might be me.

Hugo Lloris then.

Of late, I get an increasing sense of ‘intolerance’ from Spurs fans. The demand for vending machine / Pot Noodle speeds isn’t just exclusive to transfers. Some still have this bizarre belief that we ought to be beating everyone 5-0, come what may. Bless. 

Jean-Michel Aulas, Lyon’s president appears every bit as raunchy as our boy. One would have to say, ‘why ever wouldn’t he?’

“Unless he really wants to leave, he’ll be playing for Lyon next season. He was decisive during the penalty shootout.

The best present we could give to the supporters would be to find a way to keep him and that’s what we’re going to do.

Tottenham had made contact via some agents at the beginning of the season but since then we haven’t received a concrete offer, so I don’t think they’re willing to make the offer that would enable Hugo to join them.

He wasn’t against it, but it’s been going on for too long now.”

Tell me about it, love. 

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143 comments

  • mike says:

    LLrois is way way overrated.

    Spurs sent over our scouts,
    and found out he is absolutely RUBBISH.
    I mean really, really, really bad under crosses.
    Its not a concentration thing, it simply doesn’t have the guts to compete for high ball against big attackers. He is not brave.

    Gomes is definitely a way better keeper.
    If he concentrates, he could be a great keeper.
    It is a big if, but even if he doesn’t he is still a better keeper than Lloris.

    PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE no Lloris.

    It unbelievable that he was captain of the French team. He was rubbish in the Euros as well.

  • mike says:

    Check out Lloris index on Castrol, Not even in the top 10 keepers in France.

    Lyon are praying we will buy him.

  • kentishyid says:

    Leave it out, Rodders! Gomes? Dont be a plonker all ya life. Hes not the love of my life and i wont let him shag my wife. Give grandad another year and sign up Butland. This time next year we’ll be millionaires.

  • kentishyid says:

    The Viking never flapped at crosses.
    Well, only on the weekends…

  • mazzo says:

    it’s looking more likely guys we’ll be doing our per usual last minute bargain basement buys, not sure weather i should laugh or cry here.

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