Good afternoon.
So today’s the day that a new breed of dastardly, ghostly and stealthy itks turn up to casually say, ‘As I told you on Monday, Jan Vertonghen has signed!.’ The response to this is …eh? Who is this guy? I didn’t even I know I was following/you were on this forum?!
Has he signed? Who the hell knows. All that is certain is that the collective groan from Spurs fans nearing exhaustion will be audible globally if the player makes another, ‘I dunno what’s happening interview.’
Roger ‘Daily Mail’ Morgan of Spurs Odious says that we’re asking £4.5M for Peanut. I don’t have any ethics and I sold my last moral for 50p to a blind beggar, but even I don’t think that this whole deal was right.
Peanut didn’t want to play for us, we didn’t have a spot for him and the only people that would be remotely interested in having him other than us were the mob that we bought him from. I hear the financial advisers among you telling me that this was a, ‘neat bit of business from Levy & Co.,’ but I just don’t buy it.
If our previous manager is ever pulled up for anything more than a faulty brake light or a jammed electric window my money’s on this being looked at.
Zeki Fryers is another name in the frame.
He sounds like he’s either a Greek fish & chip shop or this week’s new Joe Satriani. Either way, anyone that has ‘infuriated’ Slur Alex and bailed on the Red Devil machine is good by me. The fee has apparently gone to an independent tribunal. Providing competition for Benny can only a positive thing.
Modric? Every day or two some bright spark ‘announces’ that Real Madrid have in somehow enhanced their offer. Cash. Cash plus player. An upped cash deal. The truth of the matter – or so I am led to believe – is that an offer came in some time back for the boy with the chicken badge allergy – and due to various factors not to mention the SOB is still under contract, we have yet to let them know.
As you were.
By the way, this Gylfi Sigurdsson fellow don’t half look good on a youtube video I just watched. OK my mum looks good on youtube (actually youboob) but she can’t take set pieces. Seems this boy can! :freu
Spreading some nice balls about as well (oo er).
yer mum looks even better on my tube!
HH – Greek fish & chip shop. Hahaha funniest thing I`ve seen since Beckham trying to look hard the other day.
BOLLOX
Your mother still helping you type I see.
Vertonghen will happens oon no doubt. Modric is more complex with more money at stake from a club that doesnt ahve as much of it as they think they ahve, but have good players to boot. I expect Modric to go 100% but in six weeks.
I also expect Harry to get a content management system that allows me to follow a thread or a comment and allows me to edit my full of typos post. Come on Harry, if cash is an issue, outsource it to my country :p
Have you got indigestion?
Does that mean 50% of him will be gone in 3 weeks?
Can’t they get that Hadron collider working quicker?
ROFL!
I don’t know why I’m saying this because I know how ridiculous it sounds but we should be moving heaven and earth to secure Higuain as part of the Modric transfer. Levy can inflate his fee so our books look good, Real can play it down so they feel like they got a bargain and we get a top calls striker well beyond our financial reach.
No Champion’s League – No Higuain
Some time it pours some time it higuains
We are on a roll, three real deals done plus a new manager and it isn’t the last day of the transfer window.
Bugga me the times they are a changing…. :cool:
also, it looks like we are in for a home kit before winter