Good afternoon.
So today’s the day that a new breed of dastardly, ghostly and stealthy itks turn up to casually say, ‘As I told you on Monday, Jan Vertonghen has signed!.’ The response to this is …eh? Who is this guy? I didn’t even I know I was following/you were on this forum?!
Has he signed? Who the hell knows. All that is certain is that the collective groan from Spurs fans nearing exhaustion will be audible globally if the player makes another, ‘I dunno what’s happening interview.’
Roger ‘Daily Mail’ Morgan of Spurs Odious says that we’re asking £4.5M for Peanut. I don’t have any ethics and I sold my last moral for 50p to a blind beggar, but even I don’t think that this whole deal was right.
Peanut didn’t want to play for us, we didn’t have a spot for him and the only people that would be remotely interested in having him other than us were the mob that we bought him from. I hear the financial advisers among you telling me that this was a, ‘neat bit of business from Levy & Co.,’ but I just don’t buy it.
If our previous manager is ever pulled up for anything more than a faulty brake light or a jammed electric window my money’s on this being looked at.
Zeki Fryers is another name in the frame.
He sounds like he’s either a Greek fish & chip shop or this week’s new Joe Satriani. Either way, anyone that has ‘infuriated’ Slur Alex and bailed on the Red Devil machine is good by me. The fee has apparently gone to an independent tribunal. Providing competition for Benny can only a positive thing.
Modric? Every day or two some bright spark ‘announces’ that Real Madrid have in somehow enhanced their offer. Cash. Cash plus player. An upped cash deal. The truth of the matter – or so I am led to believe – is that an offer came in some time back for the boy with the chicken badge allergy – and due to various factors not to mention the SOB is still under contract, we have yet to let them know.
As you were.
By the way I am new here so hello to all my fellow yids. I have been reading for a couple of years and have finally been arsed to post.
Huzzah.
:winke:
Such a disappointing debut – you waited 2 years to say nothing?
:-P
I like your style Nicky B but need to know if all your future posts will also begin with ‘By the way’ like Peter-the-story-teller’s should start with ‘once upon a time’ and Essexian’s should start with ‘enough about Anne Widdecombes pussy’?
Or Hartley’ ‘insert relevant name’ OUT!’ :shifty:
Spurstacus out! :winke:
Hee hee.
I’ve since moved on Hart’s-it was tough but my therapist managed to cure me by concentrating on something and someone different-I now imagine Arsene Wenger-no,wait-it’s happening all over again-cnuts, cnuts-cnuts, they’re everywhere!
arsed ro post?
is that like Earth to Jermaine Jenas?
anyway welcome and you see there is a welcome mat all laid out in glorious navy
Cod has always had the upper hand.
I do like skate but this is far harder
to find.
I would like to see Oscar in the
lillywhite shirt.
I have 3 chip shops on my road and they never have skate. COYS
It’s a fast moving fish, that’s why
I’m so glad Redknapp has gone….what with Heskey being available on a free!
he was also after Yakubu and Woodgate
I have it on good authority he was trying to get Zidane to come out of retirement
Let’s have an official announcement on Vert so we can all enjoy the weekend. What’s the story with this boy Fryer?
He makes nice chips!
Mentioning arse in your first post is an interesting start? … mind you those poor souls seem to really be hurting right now…
://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKksMZdJdgY
I cried …
LMFAO LOVE IT!
Absolute quality. You MUST watch this. Fricken brilliant!
Arsene uses this guy in contract negotiations!