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Good evening.

Friday night for most readers so what better than whistle stop tour of transfer rumours, hints and allegations?

Well some might argue watching Superstar for a dash of car crash TV. I tried the team GB game but for pity’s sake, that needed the old fake crowd noise special FX box the match commentator had in Escape To Victory. Oh yes and Team GB’s kit not to have been designed by Quentin Crisp.

To work. 

Moutinho contact has 100% been made but as per Madrid Spur on FTL the ownership of the player or his contract or whatever makes a consortium of lashed up Paddys at Cheltenham look like a sound business model. 

Adebayor? Nothing to remotely suggest that this isn’t done other than 146 articles not worth reading written by journalists who need to fill column inches daily and that is it. They need to fill the empty spaces. Greedy, nasty Adebayor. Boo hiss. Repeat till fade. Adebayor is done. Contracts signed and paperwork sent off today. Hertyid on COYS. A highly regarded poster. 

Modric is the killer. Such is the passion of the little git to get out of The Lane for anywhere with brighter lights, such is the interest in Real Madrid signing him that the combination has everyone presuming this too is a done deal.

The problem as Villas-Boas made crystal before the emphatic win™ at Stevenage, is that we will sell if the gun held against our head is loaded with about £40M quid in cold hard cash. 

The other problem which touches again on the Ade tales is that the printed press has a remit to print. If you feel patronized by me sharing this, I apologise. But this is where these Carvalho plus cash type things come from. No development in the saga? Hang on a mo. This other bloke used to play in that league. Oh don;t worry about how Fosters weak the tale is. Wallop. 

Last up.  I ask nothing of you, do I?. Well, other than  continuously suggest you sell furniture, property etc to but copious amounts of tee shirts. I need a very good, very cheap lawyer and I specifically need one in Dublin.

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115 comments

  • david says:

    Seperated at birth …Bradley Wiggins and Rod Hull.

  • Xildnparadise says:

    Question….. Has ratboy even put in an official transfer request and doesn’t he forfeit some serious coin if he does??? Also, how many years does he have left on his contract???

    Not familiar with the laws of it but remember the famous “no like chicken badge” line came from the alleged transfer request posted here….

    If he goes on strike, he can continue to train at Chigwell for the next year…. Sure they’ll need someone to watch over the property…..

    Wow…. Have seen this RVP routine with one year left on his contract before… Have the scum started calling him Berba yet????

    • Will says:

      About the question: as it has not been on the official site and the media is all full of crap who knows? We sure as hell don’t.
      Although refusing to go to the US gives a hint.

  • dixta says:

    the “Mods delay due to Zagreb having a 5% sell on clause” in the Eve Stnd made me laugh. it said Real will pay 35 but we want 40 coz of the 5% thing. if thats true then we’d only need 36.75m not 40m in order to end up with 35m. Journos, what to do with them eh? (expose their lies on blogs like this actually).

  • melcyid says:

    Ratboy seen in Soho resteraunch with older man :shifty:

  • mazzo says:

    senior perez where is luka, you promised he will be on time, i not know senior i lookin in every sewer but is too many rats i not recognise him they all lookin the same senior presidente.

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