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Good evening.

Friday night for most readers so what better than whistle stop tour of transfer rumours, hints and allegations?

Well some might argue watching Superstar for a dash of car crash TV. I tried the team GB game but for pity’s sake, that needed the old fake crowd noise special FX box the match commentator had in Escape To Victory. Oh yes and Team GB’s kit not to have been designed by Quentin Crisp.

To work. 

Moutinho contact has 100% been made but as per Madrid Spur on FTL the ownership of the player or his contract or whatever makes a consortium of lashed up Paddys at Cheltenham look like a sound business model. 

Adebayor? Nothing to remotely suggest that this isn’t done other than 146 articles not worth reading written by journalists who need to fill column inches daily and that is it. They need to fill the empty spaces. Greedy, nasty Adebayor. Boo hiss. Repeat till fade. Adebayor is done. Contracts signed and paperwork sent off today. Hertyid on COYS. A highly regarded poster. 

Modric is the killer. Such is the passion of the little git to get out of The Lane for anywhere with brighter lights, such is the interest in Real Madrid signing him that the combination has everyone presuming this too is a done deal.

The problem as Villas-Boas made crystal before the emphatic win™ at Stevenage, is that we will sell if the gun held against our head is loaded with about £40M quid in cold hard cash. 

The other problem which touches again on the Ade tales is that the printed press has a remit to print. If you feel patronized by me sharing this, I apologise. But this is where these Carvalho plus cash type things come from. No development in the saga? Hang on a mo. This other bloke used to play in that league. Oh don;t worry about how Fosters weak the tale is. Wallop. 

Last up.  I ask nothing of you, do I?. Well, other than  continuously suggest you sell furniture, property etc to but copious amounts of tee shirts. I need a very good, very cheap lawyer and I specifically need one in Dublin.

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115 comments

  • Sandra redknapp says:

    Get rid of the little twat. Compare that to Ledders and it brings a tear to ones eye. Good piece about the king in the mirror today.

  • Tottenham are like a laundry.First we got rid of all the dirt and stains and now we are on the spin cycle.Hope the tide turns soon.
    What is the Bleacher Report?

  • Thepin says:

    I can’t understand anything of his facebook page, except several references to MANU. Ferguson just can’t resist hijacking a deal can he, but I’m more sad to see Adebayor changing his mind last minute – I thought there was a special relationship there.

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    Ade or Modric?

    The Beatles: I dont want to spoil the Party…

    I don’t want to spoil the party so I’ll go,
    I would hate my disappointment to show,
    There’s nothing for me here,
    So I will disappear,
    If she turns up while I’m gone please let me know.

  • cyril says:

    i trust levy to get this right. the worst case scenario is it drags on until late august, then rm offer 35 mill and he goes and we have no one to replace and moutinho, prob a decent fella, wd not leave his club in the lurch. levy needs to be very clear, and i think he needs to do it in the press (not his style), just to make sure that rm believe him; ie having said it in public they might understand he wont go back, exactly why their president put out a clear statement not a penny of 35 mill euro. statement shd be 35mill by aug [1}[8] or he stays another year, no exceptions no discussions. privately he can tell modric that if psg come in with that amount he can go there. he can even tell him he will let him go to rm for [2-3]mill less than psg, but after that date he trains and he works hard and he makes not one more comment in the press or he is fined his salary and working with the boys, all done privately and well away from avb. a very firm hand is needed when rm are encouraging modric to rebel to drive down the price they must pay; actually, that ought to give him some pause right there.

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