Good evening.
This landed and was far too enticing to let simply simper by.
Hey boys, can you hear banjos? We git ourselves here a caption comp.
The last caption comp was insanely funny.
- Funniest caption suggestion wins a major prize.
- Judges decision is final. No cash alternatives.
- Your home may be at risk if you go out and leave all the doors and windows open.
- Lines close at midnight tonight although if I can connive some way of charging you afterwards, rest assured I will.
mod: someone just stole my left boot
peeney: its over the hedge where i just threw it you AWOL cunt
mod: oh ok thanks
peeney: don’t mention it and stop squeezin’ that zit you filthy dog fucker
‘You like Toffee badge!, WTF does that mean Stevie?’
40mil from PSG….
” ‘allo Monsieur Modrique,wot would it be tonite”
“You ‘ave any ze dinneur de jour?”
“Oui we ‘ave Coq au vin with no CL medalions ”
“Holy Shit!”
LM “Hey toffee boy I’m eating a South African peanut, what do ya think about that then?”
SP “Why don’t you ask your little rat friend what I think about that? oops, too late, I’ve just kicked him back to Eastern Europe….
BTW, thats for the CC, I’m not too late am I….?
I’m not a big Beckham fan per se. I don’t hate him, but I don’t love him either. However I thought that Pearce leaving him out of the Olympic team was churlish and had more to do with Pearce fearing being overshadowed by Beckham, than anything football related. I think DB probably deserved to be involved.
Apparently DB was so desperate to be involved in the games that he tried out for the ‘ladies’ team. Unfortunately he was deemed to be too effeminate and it was suggested that he wouldn’t have been up to the dressing room machismo.
He thought tattooed lady was an Olympic Sport. Alas he didn’t make the team.
I wonder if his impression of Oswald ‘Ossie’ Mosley stood against him?