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This season has got off to an inauspicious start alright, it’s left me depressed by the fact that nearly a third of my readership think booing is somehow okay. Wow. So a sizeable chunk of you are even more self absorbed and fundamentally stupid than I am.

The aftermath of the transfer window has echoed the unprecedentedly stupid but low animal cunning that filled it when open. How many of the 35,000+ who devoured every word of the obviously hoax Twitter account Agent_ITK are now lapping up the conspiracy theory that the Moutinho deal was …what might one call the allegation? A publicity stunt? Jesus wept. Yeah and Prince Phillip working in conjunction with Mossad and David Lee Roth killed Princess Diana.

Rafa being flogged off hasn’t gone down well with the brain surgeons either. Yes his class and desire will be missed. Of course they will. But in an era dominated by extraordinarily aggressive player power it’s laughable to suggest Levy & Co. simply ‘cashed him in.’ Van Der Vaart papered over the cracks after Modric jumped ship but he was not the solution. The harpies wanting to believe otherwise don’t understand football let alone what Villas-Boas is up to here.

Next up is the one time great hope now born again precious oaf Huddlestone. I was a fan. I saw him as physically adept modern day Hoddle. He could have been mustard. But he gave up trying some time back. So I joined in and gave up too.

There are a number of things that grate with me about him. He’s been on the THFC payroll since 2005 and aside from a few ‘flash in the pan’ moments – from which he’s dined out on in a manner that puts the Nazarene’s loaves and fishes stunt to shame …we’ve had nothing but threats. The Metro are running with the most laughable cobblers that he might leave on loan to pursue the beautiful game in Russia or Turkey.

Please. This guy identical to both Jenas and Bentley. All of them clinging by their avaricious fingertips to contracts that reflect threats of usefulness that were never ever fulfilled. What’s even more galling is that the guy wants to raise £75k for Cancer Research.  He could drop them £75k without even feeling it. But no, we get a ‘sponsored haircut’. I guess his sponsored eyelash tint idea just didn’t make the cut.

Next up is the blocked public toilet in human form that is Emil Danchev. This schmuck is apparently peddling the tale that Spurs were in for his client Dimitar someone or another. More rubbish. The true to type behaviour of these two out and out rotters in relation to the poor bar stewards at Fiorentina tells you all you need to know.

Harry Hotspur is also available for children’s parties.

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  • melcyid says:

    read read :hae:

  • jim brown says:

    Lloris should kick back and all them french guys need to shut the fuck up! The guys just arrived in London ! at least take your scarf off and have a cup of tea before you start moaning.If he’s watched any Spurs games before signing he’d know Brads been in fine form ,but the guys pushing 50 and in a few weeks he’ll hand over the gloves.What’s AVB supposed to do ? Mush Brad in the face and say fuck off old man Hugo’s here, clear your locker? come on man ,this gives him time to settle.

    • `rich g says:

      they are a nation of cunits, always crying bitching and moaning, i cant stand em, sunburned armpits.

    • SpursGator says:

      Lloris didn’t say anything. Only Deschamps, who has his own agenda – he is pressuring AVB to play Lloris straightaway. It is incredibly disrespectful towards AVB – Deschamps contempt for AVB, or at least his disrespect, could not be more transparent.

      Every time there’s an international break, and the players go hang out with their countries’ press for a week, this kind of thing happens. Remember when Van der Vaart walked directly to the locker room and headed off to Holland, where a minor media circus got kicked up that he and Harry were having some kind of problem – he didn’t like being substituted etc. Spurs fans were shitting bricks about this all over the web.

      Then, after the break, the next time he was taken off, Rafa strolled over and had a little cuddle with Harry, followed by general guffaws all around. Storm ends.

      Deschamps is a real cunt. Regardless of your experience with French people, using him as the example for the whole country is practically an act of violence. He’s a reeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaal fucker and you can see it ever so clearly here.

  • melcyid says:

    while on his latest buying jolly in europe Levy was seen in the duty free buying a gold watch for the old man.

  • bklynyido says:

    Lloris was a bad useless purchase that is totally not fare for both party’s.

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