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Shameful Self Indulgent Time Wasting No Mark Booze Hound Bums On Tour

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Good evening.

Well done,I say. Well done for sabotaging what AVB is all about. Well done for thinking that being on what, £20k, £30k, £40k actually impresses anyone?! Let me my darlings tell you… You no mark schmucks you are loathed. Hated. You wear our bloody shirt and the only time you sweat is when your salary is at threat.

Well done for summoning up the spirit of that preseason in the Republic Of Ireland under Martin Jol. You must recall that one, eh, Tommy? The game against St Pats? The manager of the Radisson that refused you ‘more drink!’ that night as you ran about the hotel younger players thinking you were really cool, the night before the game chasing bottles of wine…?

I’m not happy and I will be ‘having a look.’

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  • Sid Trotter says:

    Phew, glad I didnt see the game. But if I had, I wouldnt have bought marzipan thinking it was coconut droppings

  • Cornerpin says:

    The whole teams efforts tonight were well below par. As for the Thud he simple needs to get to the player he was before he got injured.Maybe he needs more game time but looking at him tonight showed he,s well off the pace AVB should have made changes earlier. NOT HAPPY.

  • FreundsArbeitArmy says:

    European away games I would usually be happy with a point, especially on the back of an epic away battle at OT. But to say they were there for the taking would be a massive understatement. At one point they had a freekick 20 yards out, worked it back to the keeper who duly punted it back to us. They encouraged us to score.

    A thourough dressing down please AVB, get them in the mood for Villa.

  • ballbag_baggins says:

    A fuming ballbag here. I just broke the kitchen light either when I swung the cat round or flying drop kicked the wife after watching those jogging wankers I call my team put as much effort in as a pissed john mccririck making love to his ‘boobie’. The wife’s got a black eye to explain, the neighbours are going to have to turn a blind eye like the bbc did with jimmy savile. Ballbags rant over and out.

  • dRb says:

    They played a blinder…made it a non-game, then suddenly went for it.

    Like playing WWE when you were 10, and the other kid deciding it was an out and out fight just after you let them have a bit of the ‘contest’ you were bossing.

    Just not cricket.

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