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Arry’s £25M Striker & Azza’s Cadbury Snack

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So Azza has a sore back.

Am I alone in believing that you average professional football is a big girls blouse who thinks twice about getting stuck in just in case they chip a nail? I actually hope that there’s nothing wrong with him and he makes use of the break to work on his game and improve himself. He really has gone right off the boil.

Citizen Redschnapps is officially on the hunt for a top class finisher then. The name in the frame this week is the boy Benzema. It’s hardly a state secret that Karim Benzema and The Special One have drifted apart of late.

Arry’s ace in the hole could prove to VdV. A favourable report back to his erstwhile Real Madrid team mate may be just the trick.

But Arry’s biggest enemy is lack of consistency and the 83 days that lie between now where Spurs are only eliminated from one competition and their league standing is just about acceptable. If I were Arry, my fear would be that if things were to deteriorate the shine of the up and coming Champions League pretenders would rapidly become tarnished. January isn’t the busy window and the summer one was riddled with more loans and loan offers than daytime telly.

We need a striker. There’s little doubt about that now but what is crucial is that the incoming chap demonstrates the same hit the ground runningness that the Dutchman has. All this time to bed in business is has now got to be something that happens to other clubs.



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  • davspurs says:

    No more signings please we have enough unhappy players to cope with . Let us just get a settled side for the same week running this is our major problem and the main reason our strikes are not sharp and in form. Crouch has now become a provider for the Van man Keane his on suicide watch Pav his on Vodka watch and Defoe his on crutches . Harry his like a man with loads of wife’s and shags a different one every week have we played the same Team twice . Now Lennon has tripped over his big Cigar and hurt his back the only thing that’s used every week his crutches and a big Boot.

  • Chrispurs says:

    J**** out, PSB out, JOH out, and one in top class front man, Wagner Love? Sounds like the villian from a Bond movie.

  • Finn says:

    I can’t help but think that Lennon is bottlin’ it, I think he knows his form is down the pan and he’s avoiding the spotlight of an international. A bad back is the easiest ailment to feign.

    He has been cack since last season and frankly needs a kick up the arse. I recall when his form went west last time it was only the threat of being dropped that got him running again. He strikes me as a lad that once he’s got there, is happy to take his foot off the gas oblivious to the fact that you have to fight to stay there.

    I think Harry should be looking at alternatives, not hard really considering our wealth of midfield players and make it clear to Lennon that it’s his job to stay fit and stay fast and if he doesn’t then the world will keep turning without him.

    On another note I did like the observation on SpursCast that if Liverpool drop 9 points and Draw next week, Harry might be getting a new battery for his “2 from 8” mantra.

    • MysteriousStranger says:

      Finn, allow me to introduce you to…

      :finn:

      I have no idea why.

      • Finn says:

        It appears to be “sucking” a dummy (or at least I hope that’s what it is) as opposed to spitting one!

        I wonder if that is the reason why I can’t do the Gravatar thing???

  • MysteriousStranger says:

    Perhaps he’s taking advice from Justin and Colin regarding home styling, and has an important meeting on Sunday to discuss how he should fill his big house with something resembling furniture? :cwy:

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