History has taught us two things.
1. Do not invade Russia in winter.
2. Trying to get a song for a player actually onto the terraces is more fun than the above but as about as easy.
So what then of the boy VdV? Early indications are that we have a ‘bit of a player’ on our hands here and he really needs a song or a call at least in recognition of his pretty bloody wonderfulness so far, not to mention his pretty bloody wonderfulnesses that are surely yet to come.
Given the nature of his surname the Fat Les – Vindaloo fits like a glove…
Me and me mum and me dad and me gran we all love van dar vaart,
Me and mum and me dad and me gran have taken ‘im to our heart.
Van der vaart van der vaart van der vaart – Van der vaart la lal
Van der vaart van der vaart van der vaart – Van der vaart la la
Van der vaart van der vaart and we all love – Van der vaart
Were going to score one more than you – – Tottenham!
A chap by the name of Jon Fisher cooked up this little ditty that appeared on 606; to the tune of the old Addams Family theme…
He’s just as good as Hoddle,
He’s better than Chris Waddle,
His Mrs is a model,
He’s Rafael Van Der Vaart!
Right, over to you…
Hi there, long time listener, first time caller.
Rafa has invaded all our lives and turned us all into quivering school girls. Therefore I really think we should give him a tune that is heartfelt, emotional and may even bring some of us to tears when we sing it.
That’s why I propose using Celine Dion’s classic pile of wank… My Heart Will Go On:
Every week at the Lane
I see you, I feel you
That is how I know you go on
Far across the distance
And spaces between us
You have come to show you go on
Near, far, wherever you are
I believe that Van Der Vaart does go on
Once more you open the door
And you’re here in my heart
And Van Der Vaart will go on and on
Welcome. And thanks for the pile of wank, sir :silly:
Na na na na na na na na na rafeal van der vaart, van der vaart, rafeal van der vaart.
Na na na na na na na na na rafeal van der vaart, van der vaart, rafeal van der vaart
(KC and the Sunshine Band) :)
The PA system should just play the Van der valk theme tune ever time he scores at home and we could learn to whistle it or just hum it.
Oh Mr Van da Vart
I love you with my heart.
My legs are wide apart
Just take me like a tart.
How about this one, which is surely up for grabs.
I wish we had a team of Van der Vaarts and number one would be Van der Vaart and number 2 would be…..
Robbie sure doesn’t need this anymore in my opinion!!!
Go to a game for once, “Harry”.
You will hear the KC sunshine song, as Jamie says.
Go to a game? I’ve never been and have no intentions of ever doing so. I’m not a real fan or a true fan for that matter.
I am aware of the KC ditty. It’s not very good.
Instead of trying to look clever on a two bob blog, why don’t you go and get back into bed with your sister?
agreed Harry, heard that one at the FC Twente game and was pretty awful awful
so bad i said it twice
Hmm. Yeah, you knew all about the “crap” kc song, you just forgot to mention it. That must be why you got all angry and abusive.
Do you always accuse people of incest when they pull you up on your lack of knowledge of your subject? Or only when safe behind your keyboard?
Internet hardmen. Don’t ya just love ’em?