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Arsenal Release North London Derby DVD

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This luxuriously boxed commemorative DVD comes to you, the discerning Arsenal collector in order that it might grace your home and serve as an aide memoir of one of the finest first halves to ever be witnessed in the majestic and noble setting what is Les Emptycrates stadium.

Loving restored Arsenalization images are for the very first time made available to be relived again and again right up until the 45th minute.

Each magnificent cinematic sensation arrives direct to your door and in less time it takes you to say, ‘Bugger moi j’ai renversé de l’eau partout dans mon costume demob.’ You’ll be carried away by the hypnotic propagandist tones of Andy Gray.

Send no money now. Once you agree to just six monthly installments of £19.99 (+ P&P) this fabulous 45 minutes – one of the bitterest footballing pills that the mighty Tottinghams have ever had to swallow  – can be dispatched direct to your door.

And to thank you for you early interest in this magnificent visual feast we are offering the first two collectors a lock of Alan Smith’s pubic hair, hand trimmed and encased in an Arsenal crested, velvetine pouch.

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49 comments

  • Harry Hotspur says:

    Another server made of cheddar. Absolute fucking rubbish.

  • Finn says:

    Hmmm. I’m inclined to wait till we beat Bremen before tempting fate with some hard to resist gloating. Comments like this from Harry R:

    “Hopefully, we can carry that through tomorrow night and really make it a springboard from here to push on for the rest of the season.”

    …..are always a worry!

  • notsohotspurs says:

    Think we will have a nice comfortable home win.

    Definately would prefer to top the group as all bar AC Milan the current second placed teams i would fancy our chances against.

    Inter Milan currently down to sixth I think in Serie A.

    Hoping to see the goons winter slide start to take shape. They dont like it up em.

    COYS

  • LosLorenzo says:

    I’ve just solved the stadium quandary.

    We wait two more seasons at WHL. A lick of white paint on the seats and rename Emptycrates to Bill Nick Field. No more grief with Wet Spam, Ken Livingstone, TFL and Haringay. Les Arse are in the Championship (simple matter of time on their current form) so somebody will have to fill the place up once the glory-hound fans of the enemy have crawled back into their holes.

    Everybody wins :devil:

  • Alspur says:

    Absolute classic, HH…

    (ps I have a theory that it wozn’t the server wot did ya, I think it was bitter @rse fans sabotaging this clever interweb-thingy…)

    ;)

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