They reveal he is actually an imbecile. Here’s some examples to whet your appetite…
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Cider beer or vodka what a choice
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Why wasn’t the world made with 36 hour days , 10 hours sleep , work, party , golf , tennis so much easier and relaxed its a dream
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Just seen a man on sky news in a typhoon in thailand trying to ride a bike what is he thinking so funny !!!
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when are they going to invent flying cars I thought fifth element days where upon us
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Ask yourself this question deep down inside do you take happiness from people being successful or unsuccessful
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Love the start of films that are dreamworks with the boy sat on the moon
Obviously he is a bit simple but I don’t care about that I don’t think Beckham was the most intelligent man to play football either. Although I do think we are very quick to get on his back I don’t see how booing him (or any Spurs player for that matter – Crouch anyone?) helps with confidence. Last season he played really well when Lennon was out but since coming back from injury he has struggled to regain full fitness and form. Look at Lennon beginning of season he looked a pale shadow of himself but in his last couple of games we’ve started to see him coming back into that sort form. So let’s be a bit patient he needs some games. I think because he’s had so few games whenever he does play he tries too hard to do too much. Someone at the club needs to tell him to just concentrate on doing the simple things well and the rest will follow. Having said that I hope Lennon will be fit for NLD and have Bentley to come off the bench late on in case we need a 45 yard goal to make the points safe ;)
1-1 at home to Sunderland is suddenly looking like a great result! It’s gone very quiet at the Bridge.
Dammit you beat me by 6 minutes.
Within 3 points of 4th after 13 games, yet behind bolton and sunderland. Stone me.
Not sure they make odds on a thing like that, but i’m guessing they might have been, how do you say…astronomical?
Annoying since we have been throwing points away. Champions League winners sounds good though.
Our home draw against S’land looks quite good now!
Sunderland were lucky we didn’t have a goal scorer on the pitch, cheatski were bloody awful and it should have been 6-0 but for poor finishing. Ivanovic should also have been sent off in the 1st half.
Downside = they now go above us and if the scum do what I think they will next week i.e. show ‘arry how poor our defence is, they’ll be top of the league giving it the biggun.
We’ll need another massive performance from the lads to get anything next week, lennon’s out so possible cameo for our twit bentley?
The league table doesn’t.
The next 6 games determine our season & to a certain aspect our prospects for the rest of the season. A bit like last season in the run in. If we keep dropping points to mediocre sides we’ll need to beat the better sides to stay in contention.
I can see us falling away in the league but going on to the group stages in the CL. Our defence is just too porous. :angry:
Porous. Nice word!
I’m still waiting for TMWNA to finish that sentence? I wonder if the rest of it was
… Play bridge
or maybe … Juggle chainsaws
or even … Do push-up’s unless there’s money involved.
Damn it man, what doesn’t the table do!
Looks like Webb was up to his old tricks ……..For Everton, there was only the frustration of seeing their seven-match unbeaten run come to an end, with referee Howard Webb cast as the villain of Goodison Park after a series of contentious decisions that enraged the home support.
Ah, Howard just loves that warm welcome he gets at all his favourite clubs… The usual parking space Mr Webb? (Library) I’ve laid a nice fresh towel out for Mr Webb (Old Trafford) I’ve run your bath the way you like it Mr Webb (Anfield).
Methinks we need to start sending in the GB synchronised swimming team if we’re ever going to stand a chance of a decent decision off that twunt.
I think it’s more of a sex thang!
Oi Bents is Hillarious, if yas speaks to him you’d know that bruv